August 31, 2005

It's all about the beer

Hey, there, buddy! Are you suddenly homeless and without any possessions but the clothes on your back, waist-deep in water, with the prospect of another nine to twelve feet flooding into your city over the next twenty-four hours?

Have you been given not one, but now three, mandatory evacuation orders by the mayor of your city, and the governor of your state? Are you currently under martial law?

Have you decided to loot stores anyway?

If so, remember to take what's really important. Go for the imports this time!

You know, back in Los Angeles, when we had riots, the looters took TV's and other high-end electronics to fence when things calmed down. But, I suppose this is still New Orleans we're talking about, and the looters there will prioritize their raids accordingly.

3 comments:

Pamela said...

That is hilarious!!!

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