November 25, 2010

Turkey Cooking Questions

Would it be wrong to stuff a pre-roasted Cornish game hen inside the turkey, then at dinner tell all the kids, "Uh-oh, it looks like we cooked the turkey's baby, too!" while you pull it out?*

And if you make a turducken with tofurkey in it, is it...  No, I can't bring myself to complete that.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Cook your turkey thoroughly.

* I can't take credit for this, it's not original to me. I found it here.

1 comment:

Libertarian Advocate said...

Hopefully science education in this country hasn't slipped to such a low that the average 8 year old would believe you.