May 15, 2007

Short Attention Span Politics

Start with the Democrats, with each candidacy reduced to a few words.  Then move on to the Republicans, whose summaries are even terser.  If you’re like me, you’ll wind up wanting a general election between Zombie Ronald Reagan and Zombie Lyndon Johnson.  Now that would be an election to remember!

4 comments:

zzi said...

You called Reagan a zombie? Even the people who labeled him dunce didn't think of him as a zombie.

Burt Likko said...

RTFA, zzi. Then you'd get the joke.

zzi said...

... isn't it manual; or in LA, Manuel

Burt Likko said...

Huh?

Welcome to Non Sequitur Theater!