January 4, 2011

Miracle Of Medical Technology

Maybe you think Dick Cheney was a force for good, or at least for good government. Maybe you think the exact opposite. But hopefully even if you detested the man's politics, and even if you think he was corrupt, you can find a moment to think about his human condition and marvel.

See, Cheney has had a heart condition for many years now and has suffered heart failure. If this were the 1960's, the man would almost certainly be dead right now because the effects of all of this has been to render his heart too weak to pump blood throughout his body quickly and effectively enough to nourish it. So he is now fitted with a remarkable device:
His new mechanical pump, a partial artificial heart known as a ventricular assist device, leaves patients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own beat. Most pulse-less patients feel nothing unusual, but the devices do pose significant risks of infection. They are implanted as a last resort either for permanent use or as a bridge to transplant until a donor heart can be found. Mr. Cheney, who has participated in some of the nation’s toughest decisions for decades, now faces a crucial one of his own: whether to seek a full heart transplant. ... With most patients, a power line emerges about waist level and connects to a controller, a minicomputer that plugs into a pair of one-and-a-half-pound, 12-volt batteries. Patients wear a black mesh vest over their clothing that holds the controller and batteries.
He will never be able to take a shower again, unless he has a heart transplant, because of all that electronic equipment. A sponge bath will do for hygiene and odor control, which sucks, although if it came down to a choice between a life of only sponge baths and dying, I'd take the sponge any day.

The point here is not to do a pre-mortem on the man or his politics. Even if you detested the man, thought he was corrupt and evil, and couldn't wait for him to get out of power, that's not a reason to wish him death or wish that his family have to go through grief for him. And for now, they won't. No, the point here is to marvel that despite suffering repeated heart failures, modern technology has a way to keep him alive.

"But Cheney is really, really rich," you say, "and someone like you or me could never afford this miraculous technology if we had the same condition he did." Well, right now that's true. And yes, it is fortunate for Cheney that he is personally wealthy and so the cost of all this technology is well within his grasp. But you're not taking a long view to lodge that sort of protest. Yes, it's always the wealthy who get this sort of stuff first.  They buy the technology at a premium price, which enables the developers of that technology to both recoup their startup costs and thus offer it for sale in the future at a lower price, and it creates an incentive for even more science, research, and technology to be developed in the future.

This is why I like both science and economics so much. They save lives.

Big Day From The Ninth Circuit

Constitutional law geeks like me, especially here in the Ninth Circuit, had a big day today. First, the Ninth Circuit gave a clear, if judiciously-worded, opinion -- when the government posts big crosses, for whatever reason, that conveys a message that the government endorses Christianity. That's the case when it is a war memorial and that's the case when it's a memorial to fallen police officers. Granted that the reasons for posting the crosses are probably noble and have universal appeal, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it's an explicitly religious symbol being used.

Would that the message were clearer to certain members of the Supreme Court, who think that sometimes a cross can be divorced in meaning from its inherently religious symbolism. Then again, at least one of those same members of the Court thinks that the Equal Protection Clause does not apply to women, despite the plain wording of the clause.

My guess is that between the Utah cross case and the San Diego cross case, the Supremes will have an opportunity to consider this issue again, soon. The real question is what will happen to the endorsement test that five Justices followed in Santa Fe Independent School District v. Doe. Which is good for us Court-watchers, because it looks like we won't have a ripe Prop. 8 case (which will have to be re-styled Perry v. Brown) after the Ninth Circuit certified the question of the Prop. 8 proponents' standing to the California Supreme Court, which will delay the panel's decision by six months or more. That means that it's possible Perry v. Brown won't find its way to the Supreme Court's docket until 2013.

Of particular interest in that case is Judge Reinhardt's concurring opinion, in which he goes out of his way to chastise nearly everyone in sight -- starting (impliedly) with the Supreme Court of the United States for creating a murky, hyper-technical jurisprudence of Article III standing, moving on to the plaintiff's lawyers for not naming every county clerk in California as a defendant, then hitting former Governor Schwarzenegger and former Attorney General Brown for not defending Prop. 8 as was their Constitutional duty, and finishing with the intervenors' attorneys for finding the wrong public official to serve as their party representative instead of finding a number of such officials with a variety of standing claims. In other words, any one of these groups could have enabled the Court to get right in to the meat of the issue, but mysteriously no one did and as a result the ruling, and its eventual transmission up the chain to the Supreme Court, will wind up being delayed if not foreclosed. Reinhardt hints rather strongly that he thinks the proponents do have standing to defend Prop. 8, a conclusion with which I, for one, agree, but again, they'll wait for the California Supreme Court to offer that guidance.

Also of profound amusement in that case is Judge Reinhardt's full explanation for why he did not recuse himself from the case despite the fact that his wife is the executive director of the ACLU of Southern California -- it turns out that her duties as a lawyer and his duties as a judge require them to make independent decisions regardless of what the other is doing professionally and since they are both independent human beings, they are capable of deciding things for themselves. I read this out loud to The Wife, who gave the most emphatic approval I've ever heard her give to any legal opinion I've tried to discuss with her.

Car Cameras Coming To California

This Saturday, it became legal to operate a vehicle equipped with a "video event recorder." These have already been in use in some police vehicles, and are expected to be adopted first by public transportation agencies, and then gradually by other users. Inevitably, people will want them in their cars -- or rather, their insurance companies will, and that will induce them to offer a discount on insurance for customers who have video event recorders.

What do these devices do? As explained to the Legislature:
Video event recorders for vehicles capture high definition videos, both of the front of the vehicle and the rear, using a dual camera device and record when an event occurs, including accidents or aggressive driving behavior.  The videos are stored on internal memory together with other information such as G-force values, GPS coordinates, date, time, and more.
So that means that when you have a collision, the video event recorder will have all of this information available for download. So bill passed out of the Legislature with nought more than a peep of opposition, and became operative on the new year.

If a vehicle equipped with these devices is involved in a collision, it will provide data that would be immensely useful for determining liability. That much is obvious. What may be a little less obvious is that it would also be very useful for determining damages -- because it would record the strength of the impact in G-force, as well as enable determination of the vectors. Inflation of strength-of-impact testimony would therefore be easy to detect with this data.

Of course, the uses of such a device by law enforcement don't stop there. A police enforcement vehicle equipped with a video device of this nature could easily record evidence of speeders. While the Legislature's analysis of the device does not include "speed" as a data point recorded by the device, that such information would be recorded ought to be obvious. It could be determined by tracking the amount of time it takes for a stationary roadside object to move through a frame of the camera's shot anyway.

It would be no great leap to integrate a LIDAR device with one of these things and mount it in a police vehicle, and set it out on the road to look for speeders. If that police vehicle were not clearly marked in traditional black-and-white enforcement colors, readily-identifiable by the top-mounted emergency lights, and branded with police insignia, then people would zoom right on by it, and have their license plates and faces captured on camera with LIDAR tracking their speed. At any time. Any other vehicle on the road might be a police speed enforcement vehicle and that means that every time you zoomed by another vehicle, you would be at risk for a ticket.

This would result in a myriad of new tickets. When I have to drive in to Los Angeles, I routinely set my cruise control at or just above the speed limit. In the forty-mile drive, I am passed by literally hundreds of cars. A Highway Patrol vehicle behaving in such a fashion could generate hundreds of tickets an hour.

And there are already hundreds of traffic cameras deployed along freeways, highways, and parkways across the state. More are coming. Right now, they are primarily used for monitoring traffic flow. But it wouldn't take a computer whiz all that long to set up a system to coordinate the video from the stationary roadside cameras with data from police-mounted recording devices.

The ACLU has raised invasion-of-privacy issues here. But I think they're not on strong ground to do so. This is not a particularized search of an individual (which as a general rule ought to be done only pursuant to a warrant or other probable cause).  It is a generalized monitoring of activities and behavior done in a public place. When you're out in public, people can see you. You have no reasonable expectation of privacy while driving a car on a public road.

Now, there are additional things that might happen. Police vehicles equipped with these devices would record what happened before, during, and after an enforcement stop was made. They would record things like how the vehicle was behaving -- was it speeding, was it really weaving around in traffic, was it really being driven "erratically"? That would inform things like probable cause hearings and possibly lead to exclusion of evidence. If the police engaged in physical abuse of a detainee or other civil rights violations, it would record those things happening, too.

Some police officers turn out to be rather touchy about cameras recording their activities, and perhaps for good reason because sometimes those cameras record questionable police activity.  Such police officers get very little sympathy from me, just as the speeders above get very little sympathy from me. The speeders are committing crimes and endangering public safety. Police who engage in civil rights abuses are also committing crime and undermining public trust in authority. Video evidence can potentially cut either way in such a situation, and is often ambiguous, but it provides additional information.

Those officers who might be tempted to step over the line could well find themselves deterred from doing so if they knew that their activities would be recorded and subject to discovery later. Would that mean that they would not enforce the law at all, allowing criminals to go unpunished? I rather doubt it personally -- but better that a criminal go free than that an innocent person be imprisoned; better that the police are too cautious about using their power than too enthusiastic to do so.

What's the dark side to cameras and black boxes recording everything that happens on the road? The ACLU is right that there would be a diminishment of privacy. A trip to the adult bookstore or to participate in an extramarital tryst -- activities which are not illegal but are embarrassing -- would become a less private affair, one which one's spouse and family, employers, and potentially one's voter's might learn about. Is that a bad thing? You'll have to make that call, I won't go that far. I suspect that the data thus recorded would become like any other kind of electronic information -- subject to discovery and judicial weighing of the value of the contents against the privacy and Constitutional concerns.

It's a brave new world out there. You should start reacting to it by observing the speed limit.

January 3, 2011

Sleep Eludes

A snowy night last night was completely wasted. There's nothing like snowfall to dampen the sounds of the outside world -- everything is quiet and peaceful, in a way that rainfall never is. We get so little rain, and even less snow, here in the desert; you'd have thought I would have enjoyed at least that part of its benefits. But no. I did enjoy stepping outside to watch the stuff fall, which is pleasant enough when it happens in quantities of only a few inches.

Even tonight, as I try to shake off the effects of one nearly-sleepless night, I find myself tired but unable to sleep.

Stress from work and other mental stimulus from throughout the day, minor bodily aches and discomforts, and the cycle of thirst and bladder conspire to keep me awake while my wife and my animals all slumber in peace and good health. Reading is sometimes effective, but oft enough I read something mentally stimulating and challenging, which only makes me even more awakes. One thing I know is counter-productive, but I cannot help myself, is writing or reading on the computer -- the computer screen is stimulating and tiring at the same time to the eyes and computer use seems to induce an agitated mental state. But after I've read enough, there is not much else to do when Morpheus hides, out of my grasp.

I know I'm not without company. Friends often complain about a lack of sleep, too. I found myself trading notes on sleeping pills at a party. I try to avoid the pills, in part because I know one can become dependent on them and that's dangerous after one builds up a tolerance, and in part because the morning after taking one I have a hard time getting the lead out and shaking off the lassitude the pill induces. Sleep is necessary for good health, happiness, and productivity, so I should put a premium on getting it. But I can never find the right time to hit the sack -- The Wife gets up two hours before I do so I only rarely turn in at the same time as she; but two hours after she goes to bed I find myself not tired at all.

I find myself yawning until tears are released, and I shall hope for release and some measure of rest before another morning in court.

First Gig

Well, it didn't take very long after getting an online ordainment before word got out and some friends asked me to officiate over their wedding in a couple of months. Although I hadn't really been thinking about these two when I did it, I suppose in the back of my mind I knew they would be setting a date soon enough. I found it quite flattering to have them ask me

Another lawyer in the firm who has also been ordained tells me that it feels even better to actually do it and be right there when the happy couple declares their love for one another. Best of all, these friends are fellow atheists so they will surely wish to have a non-prophet ceremony. I'm really looking forward to it.

January 1, 2011

Predictions for 2011

Completely undeterred by my decidedly spotty track record from last year, I'm forging ahead with bold predictions for 2011. A little different format this year, grouping my predictions by subject area:

International Relations:  No nuclear weapon for Iran, no overt military activity involving Iran. U.S. offers to broker peace settlement between India and Pakistan; both countries accept but no resolution reached. The civilized world, following a cue for the U.S. and China, will puss out and give more money and food to North Korea in exchange for their promise to not kill any more South Koreans until they do again. Turkey will cease attempting to gain membership in the European Union and make noises about withdrawing from NATO but not actually go through with it. Watch for religiously-motivated violence to dovetail in to Presidential elections in Nigeria, Mexico's drug violence to spread south of the border into Guatemala, and for Taliban/Al-Qaeda activity to spread from Afghanistan into Tajikistan.

Domestic Politics:  Congress will fail to impose meaningful spending cuts and by New Years' Day 2012, the U.S.A. will be more than fifteen trillion dollars in debt. Candidates announcing for the Republican nomination for President before year's end and will include at least Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Tim Pawlenty, Ron Paul, Mike Pence, and John Thune.* The Republicans will shut down the Federal government and walk away from doing so with no significant gains to show for it. Emboldened by the prospect of such weak Republican competition, President Obama will announce no changes to his top Cabinet officers and no serious primary challenge to him will manifest in 2011. There are three gubernatorial elections in 2011 (Kentucky, Louisiana, and Mississippi), and Republicans will win them all. The Senate will consider filibuster reform and everyone will agree that the existing system has significant imperfections, but any attempt to actually change the filibuster rule for future Congresses will be, itself, filibustered.

Economy:  Will muddle along with little significant improvement or decline in jobs or construction. (I feel that I'm being optimistic when I say this.) Inflation will rise above an annualized rate of 4% and there will be much wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth, to little effect. The government will attempt to kick-start mortgage lending and consumer credit with loan guarantees to banks; this will result in little economic growth, more bankruptcies, and increased governmental debt.

Law and the Courts: The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will affirm the trial court's ruling in Perry v. Schwarzenegger, on the grounds that no party with standing to do so lodged a challenge to the plaintiffs' claims, and offer no binding legal authority on the Fourteenth Amendment claims. This ruling will be appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court, which will grant certiorari for an expected oral argument in early 2012. There will be no nomination to the Supreme Court.

California: Governor Jerry Brown will propose an austerity budget and quickly find himself at odds with his own party. Republicans will be all but completely ignored in the ensuing mess, and the annual budget kabuki will last even longer than it did this record-breaking year. The state will fall once again into drought, and unemployment will remain at functionally its current level most of the year, measured in jobs created versus jobs lost. (Again, it's my opinion that I'm being optimistic here.) There will be very serious wildfires in the Sierra Nevadas, possibly affecting parts of the southern Sierra national parks like Kings Canyon and Sequoia.

Movies: It'll be a big year for superheroes and quasi-superheroes: Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Thor, Green Lantern, Harry Potter 7 (Part 2), and I Am Number Four should all do very well. Captain America: The First Avenger a little less so; the X-Men, Hangover, and Transformers sequels will also disappoint. Speaking of which, we will learn that the villains in the third and final Christopher Nolan Batman movie (which we won't see until 2012) will be Catwoman (who we will learn trained with Ra's al-Ghul before his demise in the first movie) and a lesser-known villain named Black Mask. I'll be most looking forward to Jon Favreau's Cowboys and Aliens. Someone will make "WikiLeaks: The Movie" (it'll have a better name than that, I hope) and it will lose money. After seeing the financial success of reality television, we will see the first of several "unscripted" reality movies starring "real people" and it will make money, inspiring numerous dreary, insipid imitators.

Note that for the first time on record, I'm abandoning my prediction that Britney Spears will publicly and loudly become a devout Christian. Oh, it's still coming, but I realize now why she hasn't yet. Despite everything, she still has too much and needs to hit rock bottom -- I'm talking about the puking-on-her-own-vomit-in-the-ER, bankruptcy-trustee-with-moving-crew-at-the-door, owes-scary-money-to-Lithuanian-mafia kind of rock bottom.

* Gary Johnson doesn't count; he has effectively announced already and while out of that group I easily like him the best, let's face it, he doesn't have a prayer.

December 31, 2010

Scorecard 2010

Here were my predictions for 2010, and here's how they did:
  1. Jon Huntsman will resign as ambassador to China and begin to lay the groundwork for a Presidential bid in 2012.  Has not happened.  In retrospect, I failed to credit the idea that Ambassador Huntsman might actually like being the Ambassador to the PRC and that he might not really want to be President.
  2. Foolishly, Democrats will campaign in 2010 against George W. Bush.  This will fail and result in gains by Republicans, but more in the House than the Senate.  Congressional Republicans will realize a net gain of only two or three seats in the Senate, leaving the Democrats still firmly in control of that body and reviving talks of abolishing the filibuster.  But, net gains in the House of Representatives will be such that the Democrats' majority in the lower chamber will be roughly ten seats and Republicans will optimistically talk of re-taking the House in 2012.  Democrats abandoned their strategy of running against George W. Bush in favor of atomizing local races, which was only partially effective; Republicans took the House but not the Senate, although their Senate gains were larger than I had predicted.
  3. A reconciled health care "reform" bill will not be passed out of Congress until March or maybe even early April.  Its effect will be to very moderately increase taxes on middle-class Americans, only negligibly affect their actual health care options, and substantially inflate both the governmental deficit and the profits of enterprise-level health care providers.  I'm taking credit for calling this one pretty much correctly.
  4. The net inflation rate of the United States for CY 2010 will be in excess of 4%.  Gratefully, this has not happened, but only because the Fed has kept the prime rate at a rock-bottom level.
  5. President Obama will again increase the number of American troops deployed to Afghanistan.  This happened. That doesn't mean I'm happy about it because I'm not, especially because we're now talking about bringing them home with no apparent political objectives accomplished despite hard work and bloodshed by our military.
  6. Canada's government will collapse, for real this time, and new elections will result in a badly-fragmented Federal Parliament with the BQ playing the role of powerbroker.  However, the BQ will not be able to leverage this into actual autonomy. Didn't happen; PM Harper took a hard hit, but survived.
  7. An El Niño condition will manifest in the Pacific Ocean, relieving California's drought. In fact, it was a La Niña, but we had a wet winter at the start of 2010 and a wet winter at the end of 2010, and have been out of drought conditions all year.
  8. Despite the economic help of favorable (that is, "wet") weather, California will increase sales taxes to 10.5% or higher, resulting in the highest sales tax in the nation.  Despite this, functionally all incumbents in the Legislature eligible for re-election will be re-elected in November and the Democrat nominee (who right now looks like Jerry Brown) will win the Governorship. Mostly happened. The only thing I got wrong was the sales tax hike.
  9. A national newspaper of significant stature, I'm thinking the Boston Globe, will be liquidated. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer went all-online and has functionally diedas a result.
  10. 2010 will be a good year for the stock market.  The S and P 500 will realize a net gain of over 20% in CY 2010.  As of today, the S and P 500 is 1,124.57, so that means that to win this prediction, the S&P will need to be at least 1,349.48 on December 31, 2010.  The year-end close was it was 1,257.64.
  11. Iron Man 2 will be the biggest box office hit of the summer.  But another much-anticipated sequel in the same general genre, Tron 2, will disappoint and lose money.  Wall Street 2 and Sex And The City 2 will both prove to be so unwatchably bad that we all would have been better off had they not been made at all.  Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Red Dawn will both prove to be convincingly entertaining.  Mostly happened. Clash of the Titans disappointed; the release of Red Dawn has been delayed; Tron was fun to watch but looks on track to not make much of a profit compared to its production expenses.
  12. In First Amendment news, the Supreme Court will decide for the government, 5-4, in the case of Salazar v. Buono, ruling that a large cross, originally built privately as a war memorial, later transferred to Federal land, then the subject of an Establishment Clause lawsuit, and then the subject of a law transferring the cross to the VFW.  The Court's decision will consider the longevity of the monument as a significant factor mitigating against the finding of an Establishment.  (I consider this a pessimistic prediction, for the record).  Justice Sonia Sotomayor will prove to be the decisive vote in favor of the government.  I nailed it right up to the Sotomayor prediction, which turned out to be wrong. The decisive vote was Anthony Kennedy.
  13. In Second Amendment news, the Supreme Court will decide, by at least 7 votes, that the individual right to own weapons articulated in District of Columbia v. Heller will be "incorporated" into the Fourteenth Amendment and thus apply to the several states as well as to the national government.  However, the Court will unanimously decline the opportunity to expand the "privileges and immunities" clause embodied in the arguments.  Watch for the decision in McDonald v. City of Chicago to be one of the last decisions announced in June. I hit this one right on the head.
  14. Brett Favre will play his final year for the Minnesota Vikings, and then retire.  For real this time because he'll be 41 years old and in at least moderate pain almost all of the time. He hasn't announced his retirement yet and there will be lots of jokes in August, but after the Vikings' disastrous season, it's clearly time for Brett to say goodbye.
  15. Iran will successfully detonate a nuclear device.  This will cause much wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth and many Americans and a significant number of Europeans will consider this to be an existential threat.  While all of this is going on, the Russians will hem and haw and whistle tunelessly while staring at the ceiling while trying to blend into the background and go unnoticed.  However, the Iranians will not use their newly-developed nuclear weapon against anyone, including Israel. Gratefully, this did not happen.
  16. On December 31, 2010, the U.S. national unemployment rate will be somewhere between 7.5% and 8.5%. I was too optimistic here; the unemployment rate hovered just under 10% all year.
Not so good this year. Hey, at least I didn't make any predictions as boneheaded as these:

10. U.S. Vice President Joe Biden: "More people are going to be put to work this summer."  June 17, 2010. Embarrassingly for me, Vice President Biden's prediction looks a lot like one of my own.

9. U.S. private citizen Meghan McCain: Sharron Angle, Charlie Crist, Christine O'Donnell, and Carly Fiorina will win their Senate races. November 2, 2010. All those candidates lost, three by decisive margins, congruent with polling data that had been available for weeks prior to Ms. McCain's prediction.

8. U.S. President Barack Obama: Guantanamo Bay's prison facilities will close within one year. January 22, 2009. Still over 150 prisoners there and only three trials have been held, all resulting in convictions.

7. U.S. Gen. Stanley McChrystal: "We're not at the end of the military phase, but we're clearly approaching that." March 2, 2010. Gen. McChrystal was referring to Afghanistan, not Iraq, although in each theater we present have over 50,000 combat troops actively engaged in the vital job of killing bad guys.

5. (Tie) Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou and Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen: "Our countries don't need to be bailed out" (paraphrase), February 21, 2010 and November 15, 2010. Within weeks of each prediction, both countries were bailed out of imminent financial collapse by special funds created by the EU and the IMF.

4. Newsweek Magazine: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez will be ousted in a military coup, December 2009. While Chavez remains in power, Newsweek was sold for one U.S. dollar earlier this year.

3. Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro: The U.S.A. will soon launch an overt attack on Iran, shortly followed by another overt attack on North Korea, June 25, 2010. That, um, didn't happen, El Commandante. Better luck next time.

2. Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton: If Israel fails to launch an overt military strike on Iran within eight days, the Iranians will achieve a nuclear weapon, August 17, 2010. The Israelis (presumably) used a computer virus instead.

1. Russian Foreign Ministry Diplomatic Academy Dean Igor Panarin: "There is a high probability that the collapse of the United States will occur by 2010," March 3, 2009. Sharp political differences over seemingly vapid causes should not be mistaken for the imminent collapse of a common national identity.

...Stay tuned for my fearless predictions for 2011, some of which will be based on sober analysis and some of which I'm pulling straight out of um, parts of my body.

Prosecco And Auguri

To open a bottle of sparkling wine, the trick is to not let in too much oxygen all at once or else it froths out and spills everywhere, creating a sticky mess and wasting perfectly good bubbly. This is great if you're celebrating winning a major sporting event but a crying shame for when you actually want to drink the stuff -- especially if you spent the money (as you should, this is an indulgence) to get quality.

I use a clean tea towel as my accessory to avoid this. Remove the foil and undo the wire cage to expose the cork. Then surround the neck of the bottle and the cork with the tea towel, and through the towel, gradually worry and twist the cork up, milimeter by milimeter, which should take about twenty seconds, until the pressure in the bottle takes over and does the rest of the work for you. The tea towel both arrests the inflow of air into the system, and it catches the cork and bounces it back quickly to shut off the intake of air. It only takes a second or to to arrest the overflow reaction of sudden carbonation, and your entire bottle can be used as it was intended -- to pour into flutes and be consumed by human beings, not shot in a foamy trail all over the floor to scare the hell out of your cat and to acquaint your dog with a taste for expensive fizzy wine.

In fact, I've been sleeping poorly these past several days so chances are excellent that after wrapping up my prediction posts timed for around midnight, I'm going to wrap things up early and go to bed well before midnight. I've not stayed up to ring in the New Year more than two times in the last decade and neither this year nor the upcoming one seem to offer much reason to make it the exception to the rule. Besides, we have a nice bottle of prosecco in the refrigerator which we'll have tomorrow -- to be mixed with fruit juice along with the rest of our breakfast.

Auguri, loyal Readers.

Pennies...

...should be abolished. They cause more trouble than they're worth, and a penny has become a trifling amount of money. If everything were priced in nickels, it would only be a few weeks before no one would notice the difference.

December 30, 2010

The Constitution Deserves Better Than Rote Recital

You would think that I would applaud the reading the Constitution in order to open a session of Congress. But I'm not doing that.

I used to be a Roman Catholic. Part of the Roman Catholic Mass involves collective recital of a variety of prayers. As children and teenagers, Catholics go to class to learn the appropriate responses to various phrases recited by the celebrating priest during the various rituals within the Mass -- when to stand down, sit up, or genuflect; when the priest says "X" you say "Y," and so on. And then you go to Mass and you do these things and you do them so much that they become automatic.

Although I haven't been to a Mass at all for at least five years and I haven't really meant it for over twenty,* I'm quite confident that if I walked in to a church, alone, right now, I could recite all the congregation's responses to a priest's saying the Mass without use of a Missal (those little guidebooks they distribute on the back of the pews). Such is the power of memorization and imprinting, especially on an impressionable young mind.

While the classes Catholics take are supposed to teach the young students the importance of the words they are saying, the fact of the matter is they don't do that very often, and even the ones who do absorb these lessons and take them to heart often find themselves just going through the motions, and in candid moments they will admit this. Their minds are not engaged on what they are saying; their statements are automatic and even reflexive while their thoughts, if any, are elsewhere than the subject matter of the Mass.

The Pledge of Allegiance is a more universal example of the same phenomenon: through heavy rote repetition, intellectual meaning is lost. My guess is that only rarely are people given instruction in the meaning of the words of the Pledge of Allegiance, and even if they are, if they are made to recite it, every day, they just do it on autopilot and don't think about what they are saying. They go through the motions, conform to peer pressure, and make an outward show of patriotism without actually feeling particularly patriotic -- the emotional experience becomes that of a duty discharged or an affirmation that they are within the "in-group".

They don't consider that the Pledge is essentially a military exercise. Why are there flags in the first place? So soldiers on the battlefield can identify which combatants are friendly and which are hostile. Pledging allegiance to a flag is stating which side of a fight you're going to be on.

They don't consider what it means to say that the flag "stands for" a Republic. They aren't thinking about the fact that the United States has a republican form of government, a representative federal democracy with a division of powers; they are very likely not thinking about what alternatives to republican forms of government might exist, such as monarchy or military dictatorship or theocracy or policies selected through the mechanism of chance.

At least in the early twenty-first century, it strikes me as unlikely that they are really reflecting on the inclusion and origin of the word "indivisible" in the Pledge. If they did, they would have to intellectually confront the fact that the Pledge is a relic of the aftermath of the Civil War, and that none of the original Founding Fathers ever recited it or anything like it; it is not nearly so ancient or immutable as they might feel comfortable believing.

The final clause of the Pledge is quite ambiguous in meaning, an articulation of a high national ideal and one to which we as a nation hope to strive for but no one should have much difficulty coming up with examples of how we fall short of achieving it. People who engage in rote recital of the Pledge certainly are not going to pick up on the challenge inherent in that phrase to help the nation do better, to be freer, to extend liberty and justice in a more universal way, than we already do.

That's because rote repetition of a series of words is not about encouraging critical thought. It's about producing an outward conformity on the part of those who engage in the ritual. Individual critical thought is not necessary and often detrimental to this sort of conformity.

Someone who thinks that maybe the secession question hasn't really been settled by now, and that it remains a theoretical possibility for a state to lawfully secede from the Union, ought not to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, because the Pledge insists that the nation is "indivisible." Someone who thinks that an individual state is a sovereign nation participating in some sort of a grand Constitutional alliance with forty-nine other sovereign nations -- and yes, there are those who think this way, and some of them hold high office -- ought not to recite the Pledge of Allegiance with its insistence that the United States is "one nation" rather than "several nations." Someone who thinks that certain people in the United States are not entitled to the same kind of liberty and justice afforded to other people -- if they think that enemy combatants seized on the field of battle and imprisoned by the American military are not entitled to due process of law, access to counsel, or the ability to peacefully walk away from their American captors -- ought not to recite the Pledge of Allegiance because they don't really believe in "liberty and justice for all;" at best, they believe in "liberty and justice for some." I think my position on the "under God" clause is already well-known.

But of course the failure to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in a setting where others do so is a rather dicey proposition. Not reciting the pledge when others do so is very likely to be interpreted as an expression of contempt for the United States. When everyone around you stands and places their hands on their hearts† and you don't, they're going to look at you funny. They're going to think less of you. And you're identifying yourself as "not a part of your group." So that's the reason people recite the Pledge -- to conform, not to actually express fidelity to anything.

So when I see that the incoming Congress is making a public spectacle of having a ceremony in which the Constitution is read out loud to the House of Representatives at the start of the session, I start to wonder:

  • How many Members of Congress are going to be in the Chamber when the reading takes place?
  • Of those Members, how many are going to listen to the reading instead of doing other kinds of work like, say, talking to one another about the government?
  • Of those Members who really do listen, how many are going to take the time to understand what is being read to them?
  • Will any single Member of Congress change his or her behavior in office one bit as a result of participating in this ritual?
  • Can't the same purpose be achieved by distributing physical copies of the Constitution to each Member?
  • Members of Congress are already Constitutional officers of the United States and supposed to be possessed of at least average intelligence -- haven't they read the Constitution already? Weren't they all taught this stuff in high school?
  • Has anyone given thought to the fact that the Constitution is susceptible to multiple reasonable interpretations by people of strong intellect and good faith?
  • Will this ceremony be repeated in future Sessions of Congress, and if so, to what effect?
  • If reading of the Constitution becomes a de rigueur ritual, will its substantive meaning atrophy with repetition, the way the vitality of the Pledge and the Mass has done?
  • The initiation of this ritual seems to be strongly associated with the incoming Republican majority; will this ritual therefore evolve into a political football, an expression of partisanship rather than one of unity and common citizenship?
The likely answers to these questions displease me so much that what seems on its face, to be a good idea and a nice thing to ritualize, has a real danger, at least over time, of diluting the importance of that which it seeks to buttress. The Constitution is too important to all of us to use as a political football.

So I'm calling this a nice idea but it's not one that we should allow to become an intellectually-dead ritual, so it should be something that if done again at all, is only done rarely.

Now, I do like the idea of all bills needing to include a claim to Constitutional authority in principle, but again, there is more symbolism than substance here and I suspect that this will result in a lot of verbiage but not a lot of actual thought. It will be easy for a Member to include one line in every bill saying "Congress has authority to enact this legislation under the Commerce Clause of Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution," and that will be that. On the off chance that Commerce Clause authority is later found to be wanting in a judicial challenge to the Constitutionality of the law, a Court should be able to examine other sections of the Constitution for authority supporting the legislation whether or not they are cited.

But at the end of the day, rhetoric and ceremony about the Constitution is not the same thing as respecting and following it. Congress can talk the talk, but the measure of its action must ultimately be in deeds, not words.


* Surprise! Nonbelievers attend religious services all the time. Sometimes they even participate. Why would they do this? I won't speak for others, but in my case, it was to please religious family members. There is an element of dishonesty in so conducting oneself, but I maintain that it is equivalent to the dishonesty that is found when one meets an acquaintance for the first time in several months and says "You look great!" instead of a more truthful observation like "You've gained weight!"

† Legend has it that the flag salute used to be an extension of the right arm, with elbow locked at full extension, hand fully extended toward the flag. That form of salute changed in the 1930's because Congress thought it too closely resembled the salute used by Fascists in Europe and Japan.

The Internet - Destroying Justifiable Faith In Humanity Since 1993

It's one thing to read comments to YouTube videos, which have acquired something of a reputation for being particularly inane and intelligence-free. But one hopes for better when one reads comments to an article in Scientific American.

December 28, 2010

I Once Claimed California Was Over-Regulated

It took me sixty seconds on the internet and $6.99 to become ordained as a minister and become empowered to officiate over and solemnize wedding ceremonies. I didn't even have to profess a religious creed. Truly, I live in a libertarian paradise.
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Closing Guantánamo Bay: The Buick Solution

General Motors has, after its traumatic financial reorganization, reduced its branding from eight or nine different brand names to four. One of its brands, GMC, is reserved for trucks, so it has only three levels of branding available for its passenger cars. Roughly speaking, Chevrolet is now the its entry-level GM brand, its mid-level brand is the Buick, and its luxury line is branded Cadillac. This will become important later on in this post, so just file that bit of background away as I move on to the substance of my thoughts this morning, which have to do with national security and justice.

It is probably beyond trite at this point to say that closing the prison for (accused) terrorist at the U.S. Naval Base on Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, is much easier said than done. While the facility itself can indeed be rendered into the past tense with a stroke of the President's pen, the prisoners therein cannot. And we are talking about some Very Bad Men in that prison.

Why close it at all, then? Why not stop worrying and learn to love Guantánamo? Well, in one sense, the President painted himself into a corner, having offered as a prominent campaign promise the closure of the facility. He's having his feet held to the fire on that from his left flank -- and, oddly, from his right, insofar as he's stuck his neck on the issue and seems completely incapable of admitting his own past naïvité on the matter.

One reason that is heard for closing the prison at Guantánamo is that it is purportedly the "number one recruitment tool" of Al Qaeda. Benjamin Wittes gives lie to that point. The presence of American military troops in Iraq and Afghanistan is the #1 recruitment tool we have handed the bad guys, and misconduct by U.S. military personnel is the #2 tool. If the objective is to starve Al Qaeda of new recruits, closing Guantánamo isn't going to make a lot of difference.

The pressure to close Guantánamo, at least according to Professor Wittes, is really in the form of diplomatic rhetoric from our European allies, who see the prison as a symbol of the Presidency of the detested George W. Bush. Ameliorating our European friends' distaste for our Immediate Past President is a markedly insubstantial justification for letting loose on the world about two hundred dirtbags against whom we have military intelligence strongly indicating a predilection for Blowing People Up.

This is particularly so when privately, most of the nations involved do not particularly want us to do this and are quite satisfied with our indefinite detention of people they do not particularly want delivered back to them. It seems we can point to Wikileaks for confirmation of that last fact.

So the real reason to loot at closing Guantánamo is that keeping Guantánamo open is somehow inconsistent with our own ideals. Having a federal prison located on a naval base outside the de jure territorial limits of the United States is not something that ought to give anyone much heartburn from a Constitutional law perspective. The Federal government can operate a prison, and it may do so wherever it exercises de facto power. Two things about Guantánamo are troubling from a Constitutional law perspective, though: 1) the claim that prisoners there are tortured, and 2) the prisoners are deprived of liberty without due process. Neither of these issues has anything to do with the location or name of where those things are purportedly happening.

As to the first issue, that too can be addressed with the stroke of a pen by the President. It can and should be addressed by Congress. The rule is, and ought to be, stark and simple. Regular Readers are familiar with it by now: no torture, ever. Someone who tortures someone else should be punished. We should be readily willing to offer inspections by NGOs for the purpose of verifying that we do not torture our prisoners because we should not be torturing our prisoners. This does not mean granting the NGO inspectors unfettered access to the prisoners, who are, after all, Very Bad Men.

As to the second issue, the practicalities of providing regular trials in civilian courts to at least the most prominent of these prisoners has proven a significant challenge. So far, only one such trial has taken place, U.S. v. Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani. Ghailani was charged with participating in the 1998 bombings of the embassies in Kenya and Tanzania which killed hundreds of people. The result of the trial was one conviction of conspiracy for the Tanzania bombing and acquittal on the other 284 counts brought against him. While I think this demonstrates the resilience of the regular court system to handle such cases, this ambiguous result is seen as a setback for the government's handling of these prisoners through the judicial process.

The significant issue raised by the Ghailani trial was that Ghailani's statements elicited under torture were excluded from evidence, as were interrogations that resulted from those torture-induced statements. This was the legally correct way for the court to handle the issue. Those who defend the use of torture point out that it is sometimes effective, that when done right it can elicit a great deal of information from the tortured prisoner. Maybe yes, and if so that's a very variable sort of case-by-case calculus, but torture is nevertheless incompatible with due process and incompatible with a ban on cruel and unusual punishment, both of which are Constitutional mandates and both of which are beyond the legitimate exercise of governmental power.*

More obnoxiously, the Administration announced before the trial started that Ghailani would not be freed regardless of the result of the trial. While this may be the right national security decision, it begs the question of why a trial is held at all. A show trial is not due process; indeed, it's better from a due process perspective to say "there will be no trial" than to have a meaningless trial.

So the question of dispensing due process to these prisoners is difficult. Civilian trials and civilian rules of justice in our civilian courts are the Cadillac of due process, but the Cadillac presents difficult challenges in this setting. So maybe we can't afford a Cadillac here.

Military tribunals may well be an effective answer to this conundrum; that might not be a Cadillac solution, but it might be a Chevy hatchback (I think those are called Aveos this year but I can't keep track anymore). Gets you where you want to go but not in any particular style or comfort, which translates to "it doesn't really look like something diplomatically or legally satisfactory."

Congress could solve this problem by creating a new court and a reasonable and fair set of rules of evidence and procedure designed to handle these issues. This could be a step up from a Chevy even if it falls short of being a Cadillac -- call it a Buick.

What we're doing right now isn't even on the GM rating scale -- it's walking. But if we can't afford a Cadillac and the Chevy isn't going to cut it, then the compromise is the Buick.

Congress has authority to do this under Articles I and III of the Constitution. Attempts have been made to go this route, but as of yet Congress has failed to exercise its power in this manner and the President has failed to pursue this solution. Were the President doing more than flailing about to balance the national security needs of keeping these Very Bad Men under our control, and the diplomatic and Constitutional imperatives of affording due process to everyone under our power, he would be tackling the problem from this angle. To be sure, there are complex issues here, but they can be worked out and we have no shortage of smart lawyers familiar with the issues who can contribute to resolving them.

Why he isn't, I don't know. Perhaps he hasn't had time to really consider this in between the myriad of other things demanding his attention; perhaps he lacks faith that Congress will put together something that strikes the right balance between these competing pressures; perhaps he genuinely lacks vision in this area or substantial concern for it, a bitterly disappointing proposition but one which I no longer find surprising. But that, in my sight, is the appropriate route towards undoing the Gordian knot of lawfully disposing of the Very Bad Men in Guantánamo Bay.


* I note that many of those who would defend the government's ability to use torture to extract information from a prisoner are of an identity with those who would criticize the government for reaching beyond the boundaries of its legitimate exercise of power by imposing the "individual mandate" of the "Obamacare" health reform law. Of course, a principled reading of the Constitution is too much to ask from any particular faction in politics these days and those of us who are willing to show real faith to the Constitution as an instrument of liberty and a practical and effective limitation on government's power are still looked on as the "crazy uncles" of American politics, who may raise a good point every now and again but mainly are to be politely disregarded.

December 27, 2010

My Breaking Point: A Haiku

"Holy communion"
Is why I'm an atheist:
It's not human meat.

December 25, 2010

Double Feature

It was double feature Christmas Eve yesterday after The Wife got off work early (I had the day off). The selection at the theaters was Tron Legacy in 3-D and Black Swan.

There is no point in seeing Tron in 2-D, as far as I am concerned. The "real world" sequences are in 2-D, while the "in the Grid" sequences are in 3-D, which is supposed to make you ask yourself which of the two worlds is more "real."

The point of the movie is the computer-game action sequences; they are supposed to be faster, more dangerous-looking, more fluid, and generally updated and cool from the original movie. They are everything you would want them to be -- except plentiful. At the end of the film, I was left with the impression that there were only four action set-pieces in the whole movie, and of them, two were updates (albeit really cool ones) from the 1982 original movie. The light-bike sequence, predictably but gratifyingly, was the best. The CGI "youthening" of Jeff Bridges was impressive and believable; I was confused as to why the producers did not choose to do the same thing for another one of the characters too. When they did the action and fighting I enjoyed myself immensely and was tense and scared for the light-bike fight.

The rest of the movie did disappoint, though. I could tell that the younger stars (the linsome Olivia Wilde and the athletic Garrett Hedlund) were trying hard to breathe life into shallow characters; Jeff Bridges seemed less interested in anything other than the paycheck. But the real disappointment was the story. A movie rises and falls with its script and this one was at once too complex and confusing, and yet at the same time too contrived. In order to explain everything and render the bad guy a real bad guy, and the good guys really good guys, there was far, far too much exposition -- without it, the story would have been even more confusing, but with it, the movie far too slow.

The soundtrack by Daft Punk was perfect. A cameo by Cillian Murphy sets his character up as a likely bad guy should there be another sequel (which I would title Tron: End of Line). Michael Sheen was over-the-top and therefore not particularly credible in his role; he seemed to by trying at once to mock the colorless and superfluous character of The Merovingian in the Matrix sequels, while also trying to marry John Hurt as Caligula from I, Claudius and David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust. At the end of the day it did not work and I was not sorry that the role was so small despite the waste of such a fine actor in it.

I don't regret having spent the money to see the movie at all; it was a great audio and visual spectacle, entertaining and thrilling in places. But I won't see it again; the murky, talky story isn't worth wading through twice. A good thrill ride, which need not be repeated.

Black Swan was The Wife's selection for our double feature and walking out of the theater, I felt like I had I enjoyed it about as much as I had the first movie; the numerous realistic hallucinatory scenes left me confused about what had been real and what had been imagined by the heroine throughout the entire film. But the more I think about that movie, the more I find I enjoyed it and it keeps on sitting nicely in my mind; that confusion was of course intended all along.

As one would hope for in a thriller like this, the acting is really good. Natalie Portman plays an intense, not particularly likeable, but technically talented and full of potential ballerina. Barbara Hershey is really outstanding as Portman's overbearing mother. Each of these characters is a fascinating psychological study. Mila Kunis (a real-life social friend of Natalie Portman) is less interesting as a character than as a symbol of a less dedicated and ambitious, but freer and more enjoyable, way of life than the one Portman's character finds herself tracked for. European star Vincent Cassel ought to earn greater notice in the States for his turn as the demanding, manipulative, and ambiguous director of the ballet.

Winona Ryder struck me with the pathos she was able to put in to a relatively small role. The role itself must have been a bit of a challenge for her on an emotional level; she plays the older ballerina displaced by the younger, now-prettier up-and-comer represented by Natalie Portman. Maybe I felt special sympathy for this character because Winona Ryder is close to my own age and Hollywood is notoriously age-discriminatory, particularly for its leading women -- as she approaches her 40's, Ryder is still very attractive but it seems that many of the better opportunities go to women about ten years younger than that. Playing a character who represents that phase of the business for someone who actually is in that phase of the business must have seemed particularly poignant.

And at the end of the day, Black Swan is about not just the ballet but show business entirely. The question it asks to others who would pursue a career in any of the performing arts is, how far are you willing to go to deliver a good performance and earn the accolades of the audience? It's clear by about halfway through the movie that Natalie Portman's character is sacrificing (whether willingly or not) her mental stability in order to achieve that goal.

Portman does a fine job portraying the material and emotional sacrifices that a life at the elite level of the performing arts demands; but it's clear that she can only do so because she has never seen that there are any real alternatives. Portman is on screen, or her character is within the staging, for almost every moment of the film. She is frequently silent, in part because her character is exhausted and out of breath from the athletically demanding activities of a ballet dancer. The makeup artists did a great job of making it look like she was not wearing makeup, sweaty, and looking decidedly unattractive.

Kunis' character shows her that it is possible to still be in the game but, at the cost of maybe not having the personal discipline to reach the very top, can still enjoy life. Kunis plays a ballerina from free-spirited San Francisco who eats cheeseburgers, takes Ecstasy before a night of club-prowling leading up to casual sex, and sasses off waiters hitting on her before she's ready for male companionship. Portman's obvious jealousy at Kunis' liberated lifestyle reveals the tension and ambiguities in her character which ultimately prove the decisive issues within her character.

Portman also has two scenes of frank sexuality, one of which is an encounter with Mila Kunis that generated a lot of buzz. At the end of the day I'm not entirely sure if that scene couldn't have been done effectively with a man instead of a woman, although I suppose on balance having it between these two attractive women actually did contribute to the narration as well as generate titillating buzz that will attract men as well as women to a story about ballet dancers.

You wouldn't think that a movie about ballerinas would rely much more heavily on costumes than special effects. But the effects were a critical part of the film. The motif of mirrors and Portman's periodic hallucinations -- some of which were so gruesome that they left me squirming in my seat -- are probably the most important part of the whole film. They provide the visual clues to the viewer about what is being seen and whether it relates to objective reality or something different.

But the ambiguity I remain dissatisfied with at the end of the day is that I cannot decide whether Portman's character chose the path she did or whether circumstances forced her to do as she did. This parallels the story of the ballet, Swan Lake, which provides the thematic track upon which the movie proceeds.

You should see the movie for yourself and draw your own conclusion about whether what you're seeing is a tragedy (a story about a character's destruction resulting from an internal character flaw or a conscious choice), or a pathedy (in which large forces well out of the control of any character conspire to utterly crush a helpless heroine). The final line of the movie suggests to me the former, but your mileage may vary and I can't be certain about that either. The fact that I'm still ruminating about it the next day is the best signal I can imagine that there was a pretty solid story here, which makes this movie worthy of a second viewing.

December 23, 2010

Time To Change My Job Description

Take two hypothetical people. And when I say "people," what I really mean is "taxpayers." Let's call these folks "Attorney Alice" and "Minister Mike."

Attorney Alice works for the law firm of Nasty, Poor, Brutish & Short LLP, which pays her $105,000 a year in salary and structured bonuses.

Minister Mike works for Innocuously Bland Protestant Ministries of Springfield, which pays him $105,000 a year, in the form of a $40,000 annual salary and a $65,000 annual "housing allowance."

Neither of these hypothetical characters receive any additional benefits like contributions to retirement accounts or health insurance; both are the sole breadwinners for families of four; both are homeowners; and the above exhaustively describes the money coming in to both of their households.

What's the result? Attorney Alice pays $24,576 in state and federal income taxes. Minister Mike, who you will recall brings home the exact same amount of money, pays only $1,540 in federal and state income taxes -- one-sixteenth of Attorney Alice's tax burden.* Read all about it from the tax preparer's perspective. (Via.)

I'm sure you can guess which one of the two asked for a discount on the tax preparer's fee.

You don't need to be an atheist to see that this result is unfair. It might help to be a lawyer or an accountant, though, to see a Constitutional problem. See, in law school, I was taught that the tax code is written the way it is so that the government can encourage certain behaviors and discourage other behaviors. This example illustrates a powerful incentive for people to pursue careers in religious ministries. That, in turn, would seem to represent a clear preference by the government for religion over non-religion, which when expressed thusly rather clearly violates the Establishment Clause. (See, e.g., Board of Education of Kiryas Joel Village School District v. Grumet (1994) 512 U.S. 687, particularly the phrase "...a principle at the heart of the Establishment Clause, that government should not prefer one religion to another, or religion to irreligion.")

Now, I don't really have a problem with the government choosing to say that the ministry is a public service profession. I'd readily agree that most ministers, in most settings, provide a variety of benefits for their communities. That they could do so in a secular fashion is irrelevant; they can do so in a religious context and they may express their professional activities as being part of a set piece inseparable from their faith and theological beliefs if they so desire. I don't get to choose your religious ideas for you and if your faith gets you to behave in a noble, morally good fashion that benefits your community, I've no cause to object.

What I want, though, is equality before the law. I, too, am engaged in a public service profession; I assist people with their social problems; I guide them through tough times, I hold their hands while they cry, and I give them advice to help resolve disputes. I am significantly more accountable to the public and significantly more regulated by the public in the practice of my profession than the minister is in his; I am thus even more burdened in the practice of my profession than the minister, all other things being equal (the key equality here being gross income).

So if a minister gets to knock more than half his income out above the line and double-deduct things like mortgage interest, property taxes, and homeowners' insurance, then I should be able to do that, too. It's not fair that because I base my guidance in dispensing that advice from books of law, and the minister bases his guidance on an ancient holy book, the government should treat him better than it treats me when it comes time for us to pay our taxes.

Maybe I should call myself a "minister of judicial dispute resolution" instead of "attorney."

And while I'm on the subject of Establishment Clause violations, I just have to recognize and give thanks to Dan at Bleakonomy for a very amusing shout-out. Merry Christmas, dude.


* To be fair, Minister Mike in this example opted out of Social Security and Medicare taxes, and therefore will not be entitled to participate in those benefit programs upon his reaching retirement. Attorney Alice is legally required to participate in Social Security and Medicare.

December 22, 2010

But Weren't The Southerners Good To Their Blacks?

As neo-confederates celebrate the sesquicentennial anniversary of South Carolina's act of treason in defense of slavery, I am grateful for a link to Ta-Nehisi Coates of The Atlantic.

Coates tells the story of Robert Smalls, an escaped slave who commandeered a confederate warship, four pieces of artillery, and a naval code book and turned them over to the Union Navy, and then went on to accept a commission in the Union Navy, to take command of a vessel under heavy enemy fire and steer it to safety. Captain Smalls was the first Black man to command a ship in the United States Navy, and received a medal for his bravery. He also received a $1,500 share of the prize money for the captured Confederate ship, which it seems he plowed into a successful campaign for the U.S. Congress, where he served for at least three terms.

Go read the whole thing. Then wonder as to why it is that he did what he did if the Civil War wasn't about slavery, if the Confederate propaganda about how good the southerners were to their darkies was worth any credibility.

You've never heard of Captain Robert Smalls before. This guy is a massive American hero and what he did must have took some massive stones.

This Is Why There Are Sports Blogs

Correspondence from 1974 between an attorney who is a Cleveland Browns season ticket holder and the response turns out to be 100% pure awesome. If it's not genuine, it ought to be.

Lame Duck Congress

Is it just me or has the lame duck session of Congress this year been more productive than the entire regular session? Whether you like the results or not, it's undeniable that a lot of stuff got done on both sides of the aisle and in both houses. Why weren't our Congresscritters working this hard all year?
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Is It Really Good News?

Yesterday while discussing the news of the new Congressional apportionments with a friend, I grew reflective:

"Time was, I would have greeted this as good news. Now I'm not so sure."

"Really, why?" my friend (a fellow moderate Republican) asked me.

"I don't trust the Congressional Republicans anymore. They only do weird social stuff and don't cut spending."

When he got done laughing (a combination of mirth and bitterness), my friend agreed with me that I'd pretty much nailed it.