July 5, 2008

What The Sphinx Believed

I'm going to listen to a biography of Jefferson on CD over the next week and I hope to learn more about one of the most interesting figures in all of history. Yesterday's meditation upon the Declaration of Independence only whetted my appetite for it.

In that discussion, I bypassed discussing Jefferson's oblique references to a "Creator" and "Nature's God" in the Declaration of Independence to focus on the political and legal situation which was the subject of the Declaration. So today, I'll take the subject head-on. Some Christian apologists who claim Thomas Jefferson as one of their own and cite those passages from the Declaration as their primary evidence for that claim. This seems to me to be a great overreaching -- even if Jefferson had been a devout Christian and a biblical literalist, the Declaration was still no more a religious document than would be a pastor's credit card statement and it would be as significant a mistake to cite the Declaration as a religious document as it would be to call it a cookbook.

But Jefferson was no Biblical literalist. Today, though, I came across an article in the Fish Wrapper that reminded me of a powerful piece of evidence demonstrating Jefferson's lack of belief in the supernatural. The article describes the "Jefferson Bible," which started out life as a regular Bible of the day before Jefferson took scissors to it and excised all of the references to supernatural events. The result was a 44-page "wee little book."

You can read the whole thing here.

At the same time, Jefferson did seem to believe in a diety of some kind. "Say nothing of my religion," Jefferson instructed his daughter in a letter that survives to this day. "It is known to myself and my God alone." So I don't think atheists can claim Jefferson as one of their own; an atheist does not concede the existence of a deity the way Jefferson did by referring to "my God."

Certainly, Christians ought not to claim Jefferson as one of their own. No Christian worthy of the name would take it upon himself to expurgate the Bible. Even if he were to so presume, a Christian would not do so with the aim and end of removing any reference to Jesus' divinity, all of the miracles performed by Jesus, or any of the other supernatural event surrounding the life of Jesus. Seeing Jesus as an incarnation of God is the very essence of Christianity.

But to Jefferson, what survived his editing were only the moral teachings of Jesus the man. Jefferson found those teachings instructive and admirable. Jesus the God disappears entirely from the Jefferson Bible; he is reduced from being the Son of God to being a teacher of morality.

It seems far more likely that Jefferson was a Deist, or something like it -- he believed in a supernatural cause, a Prime Mover, a creator-deity, an Uncaused Cause -- but did not believe that this Creator was actively involved in the affairs of men or that a personal relationship with that deity was either feasible or fruitful. Having created the universe, the Deist's Creator had fulfilled its purpose and there was no proof of any further interference by the Creator within the Creation. Many intellectuals on both sides of the Atlantic were more open about their Deism than Jefferson and it was popular to subscribe to this belief in elite and intellectual circles.

Why, then, was Jefferson so coy about his own religious beliefs? My own theory is that Jefferson was a vain and politically ambitious man. (While I admit that I have not done the exhaustive biographical research to prove it, I don't think this is much of a stretch.) He knew that being an open disbeliever in Christianity would not be popular and could be an impediment to his ability to achieve high office, political and social influence, and most of all, the respect and admiration of others which he craved so greatly. It is instructive that there are strong hints of George Washington's disbelief, which Washington went to pains to conceal during his lifetime, as well; both men were ambitious and spent much of their lives seeking positions of influence which required the approval of voters and both came from the same Enlightenment educational tradition in which Deism was both fashionable and useful for reconciling philosophical morality with new scientific knowledge. Jefferson and Washington may have happened upon the same strategy independently, in collaboration, or in imitation of one another.

Of course, the question of whether Jefferson was a Christian, Deist, or atheist is not relevant to the question of which brand of world-view is superior today; nor is it relevant to the absolute truth of those belief systems. Nor is it particularly important to our contemporary understanding, interpretation, or application of Constitutional law with respect to the relationship of church and state. We need to make our own decisions for the problems we face today -- that's something that Jefferson would for sure have agreed with. But his deeply ambiguous faith is a matter of historical interest and we can profit from a study of so influential a figure in American history.

July 4, 2008

Hancock! NOW!


I think there needs to be more Robot Chicken in the world. That's freaking hilarious. Link from FARK.

Roasted Chipotle Corn Salad

Spicy, smoky, and sweet; a fine side dish on the Fourth of July:

5 ears of corn
1 sweet onion
extra-virgin olive oil
4 canned chipotle chiles in adobo sauce
1 scallion, thinly sliced
1 lime
4 ounces sour cream

Cut the onion in thick (1/4" or thicker) slices, crosswise. Shuck corn. Brush corn and onion slices with olive oil. Roast over fire until char-marks form, rotating corn periodically. Allow to cool. Meanwhile, finely chop chipotles and scallion. Add to mixing bowl with the juice and pulp of the lime. Coarsely chop onion and remove corn kernels from cobs by slicing lengthwise. Add onions and corn to mixing bowl, stir. Now add sour cream, stirring again.

Be sure to add the sour cream last so it does not curdle when it comes in to contact with the concentrated lime juice. Best when served fresh with the heat from the grill, but may be served at any temperature. Obviously, chill for storage because of the dairy-based binding and discard any leftovers after several days.

You Gotta Fight For Your Rights

We revere our Founding Fathers, more than anything else because they led the fight for our independence, against a global superpower. They threw the glove at King George III two hundred and thirty-two years ago today. It's useful to remember why they did it. They, too, felt the need to explain themselves and from their ranks they chose five men -- Benjamin Franklin, Roger Sherman, and Robert R. Livingston, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson -- to be their spokesmen, and from that group, Jefferson was assigned the job of the real drafting. The bulk of the words that created the United States of America are his and, for the most part, I attribute authorship to him:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
I'll defer a discussion of what exactly Jefferson meant by his use of the rather odd (and intentionally ambiguous) phrase "Nature's God" for another day because I want to focus instead on the political and legal issues that impelled these men -- men of privilege, education, and wealth -- to break ranks with the elites of the Empire and take up arms against King and Country. Even in the preamble, one thing can be clear -- they no long thought of themselves as part of the same people as the British. They thought of themselves as "Americans" instead; they had formed a separate national identity.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
See above with respect to "Nature's God" regarding Jefferson's (intentionally ambiguous) reference to the "Creator." Of more interest to me today is the fact that the Founders signed on to a conception of rights inherent in humanity. Everyone has those rights.

And those rights included life, liberty, and something called "the pursuit of happiness." Jefferson was as familiar as any of the rest of his colleagues and fellow Enlightenment scholars in Philadelphia with the conception of fundamental human rights as life, liberty,and property. He'd read Thomas Paine. He'd read Montesquieu. But he chose to use the phrase "pursuit of Happiness" instead of "property," perhaps not wanting to seem callous.

More importantly, he seemed to conceive of property as a component of what it was to be happy. It takes a certain amount of material possessions to be happy -- a roof over your head, clothes to wear, food to eat, and the security that those things will not be taken from you. But Jefferson also surely knew that at a certain point, more and more possessions become superfluous and happiness comes from other things -- intellectual growth, professional challenges, the companionship of friends and family. For freedom to lead to happiness, it must encompass more than the ability to acquire material possessions.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.
Here, we move from pure political philosophy to the world of practical reality. Government is a necessity, but that does not mean all forms of government are alike. The essence of Enlightenment political thought, which is the cornerstone of our political thought today, is found in this clause: "from the consent of the governed." To our way of thinking, in the world that Jefferson and his colleagues created, "the consent of the governed" is the only way imaginable to reconcile the freedom of a people with the legitimacy of their government.
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.
And here begins the call to arms. When the government becomes an obstacle to, and not a vehicle for, the people to realize their freedom, something has to change. This does not mean a "light and transient" grievance, as Jefferson described it. A flawed government should be tolerated and the virtuous citizen, the patriot, with a legitimate complaint against the government should work within its systems to change and improve it rather than discard it out of hand.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
Jefferson here says that things have gone beyond the measure with which the response of the virtuous free citizen must be tolerance, sufferance, and endurance. The colonists had, on multiple occasions, petitioned Parliament and Crown with their grievances, with the deprivations of their rights as Englishmen. They (at least in their own minds) had given King George the benefit of the doubt for a generation, assuming him to have been given bad counsel by corrupt ministers or a misguided Parliament. "Patient sufferance" had come to an end -- "enough is enough," in more modern language.

And this is where it gets good. We should not forget that the colonists' complaints against the Crown were not based on an abstract conception of human rights. They believed that their rights recognized by long-established English law were being disregarded, that people in England itself would have had better treatment by the law than they got. And they were right:
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
It's not clear that the colonies had a legal right to home rule, but in those days it was a practical necessity. The various colonies had set up local legislatures of their own and proposed local ordinances for both taxation and various day-to-day functions of government. King George and his Parliament had suspended those local legislatures, indicating that all laws to govern the colonies would come from London and the appointed local viceroys. After all, the fastest voyage from the colonies to England was six weeks each way, which meant that when something happened in, say, North Carolina, it could be half a year before the government reacted to it.

And it's not as if the local legislatures were defying King and Parliament by governing locally -- they were talking about organizing local militias to prevent against Indian raids, regulating and taxing the sale of liquor, and establishing the times and places for local markets. All repealed and dissolved by fiat of a King who had never even so much as visited America.

When the colonists suggested, as an alternative, that boroughs for Parliamentary elections be organized in America, so that they could at least send some of their own representatives to London to participate in the law-making that King George insisted must be done near Whitehall Palace, the suggestion was rebuffed with a mixture of scorn and contempt by the Royal Court and the King's Tory proxies in the Commons.

Finally, a compositional note -- consider the phrase: "opposing with manly firmness". In today's world, a discussion of something "firm" and "manly" sets the mind immediately to the gutter, but that is rather obviously not what Jefferson was getting at. The colonists, by trying to set up a local government to take care of their day-to-day problems, were doing only what anyone would have done, and it was so obviously both needed and within their rights, that to relinquish those rights would be tantamount to denying their own humanity. "Are we not men?" Jefferson asks. "For if we are, we must be able to act as men and govern ourselves."
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
Here, I separate this from the other "home rule" complaints in the Declaration. This gets back to something theoretical, and he kind of sneaks it in here. Because it would take half a year or more for the government in London to react to situations on the ground, if the King dissolves local government then he was functionally reducing the colonies to a state of anarchy. If the government is dissolved, then people revert to a state of nature -- and the natural response of people in a state of nature is to form a new government. So here, Jefferson makes the case that the English colonists were simply creating a new government out of the anarchy that the King had imposed on them.

This ignores, of course, the fact that anarchy was about the opposite of the governmental situation the colonists were faced with. In fact, the various colonies had governors, appointed by the King, who served as his viceroys and could react with immediacy to local issues. They had direct, personal command of the military. But they were accountable only to London, not to the people over whom their power was exercised. Thus, to Jefferson, this was not government at all, but dictatorship and the opposite of government "with the consent of the governed."
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
How interesting that Jefferson and the Founders viewed immigration as a good thing. And well they should have -- their lands were under-populated (with Europeans, anyway) and much land was not being "usefully exploited." People from around the world, and especially from other nations in Europe, wanted to come and make new lives and fortunes for themselves in America. The colonists saw the industry and talents of these people and wanted to welcome them and integrate them into their own societies. The King correctly saw that the integration of non-Englishmen into the colonies would erode the loyalty of the colonists to the Crown; why should a Frenchman or a Spaniard reflexively obey him? Thus, for the sake of keeping Crown control over the colonies, the colonies were not permitted to realize their full potential. They were to be kept poor and weak so they could be kept in control.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
The ability of an Englishman to appeal to a court for justice was fundamental, at least in Jefferson's mind, to being free. In particular, the judge had to have the practical ability to stand up to the King.

An independent judiciary is indispensable to a free people. And King George had labored mightily to render the judiciary in the colonies subservient to the will of the Crown.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
See above concerning the viceroyal government -- unelected, unaccountable, and necessarily corrupt. In particular, the concern was that tax collectors came from England and were paid (in part) a bounty on the taxes they collected. Even had the tax collectors been chosen from among the colonists, it would have been better. But locals refused to implement the taxes, and the King and Parliament viewed (not without some justice, at least from their own perspectives) the colonies as needing to generate sufficient money to pay for themselves. But Jefferson's rebuttal, and it was then and remains today the compelling end to the discussion, was that assuming this were necessary, the locals were not stupid and possessed the ability to organize local governments to meet that need.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
Martial law is, of course, the opposite of freedom and liberty. That martial law should be imposed at a time when there was no foreign enemy was particularly obnoxious; that it should be imposed because of Englishmen demanding the rights of Englishment during peacetime was the very antithesis of English liberty.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation.
Worse yet, the rules and regulations imposed by martial law were enforced and in some cases written by Hessian (that is, German) mercenaries. If we're going to be living at gunpoint, can't those guns at least be held by our fellow Englishmen?
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us.
And where did those troops stay? Some in barracks, erected in the middle of, or in close proximity to, the towns and cities of the colonies; strategically located so as to maximize the ability of those troops to seize and control the cities, precisely as would have been done by an army of invasion and occupation.

And some of them, particularly in Boston, were quartered in private residences, with the homeowner obliged to house and feed and otherwise care for their resident soldier. In other words, your home was not your own and your very household labor would be taken from you to provide for the military occupation of your own land. It is easy to see how this would invoke outrage. It is difficult to see how anyone, even back in England, could have thought this was a good idea, one that would bring about reconciliation of colony and Crown.
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.
Again, the importance of a free and independent judiciary. Again, the importance of justice. Again, the burden, this time borne in blood, of military occupation by one's own government. British soldiers had fired on colonists resisting taxes, and returned to London for trial, where they were acquitted.
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world
The Embargo Acts prevented any trade with any nation other than England, to further control taxation and the flow of goods to the colonies. A free people should be able to trade with whomever they like and realize the full value of the fruits of their labors.
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent.
It's not that the colonists didn't want to pay taxes at all. At least, the Founders understood the necessity of taxation to pay for the functions of government, which were obviously necessary. But they had no voice in how they were taxes and the manner of taxation seemed both arbitrary and unfair. They were willing to tax themselves, and had even tried to do so, through their local legislative efforts, which had been quashed by the King.
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury.
Once again, the importance of the traditional English system of the administration of justice. Trial before a military or viceroyal court was seen as simply unfair; the result of such a trial would be a foregone conclusion and the right of an Englishman was to a trial before his peers.
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

Jefferson here refers to the Gaspée Affair, in which colonists burned a ship sent to aid in the collection of customs duties off Rhode Island. The colonists accused of the crime were to be taken back to London for trial, rather than being tried locally. (Eventually, they were tried, and convicted, in Newfoundland.)
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Coolonies
THis refers to the Canada Act, which prevented the thirteen colonies that eventually became the United States from expanding westward, while permitting other colonies that had not demonstrated any "uppity" behaviors (those that became the Canadian provinces of Quebec and Ontario) to grow. Again, the American colonies were to be kept weak and submissive in order to enforce compliance with Crown rule.
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
The "charters" were the original documents establishing the Colonies, which provided for some measure of home rule, and which provided for the extension of various civil rights.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
See above regarding the regular military units using force on civilians to enforce taxes and quartering requirements, the Gaspée, and more incidents like these.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
Jefferson here indulges his talents for rhetorical flourish, but you can also tell that from the initial moderate complaints about local government he has started to build up a head of steam. The Hessians, the military government, the quartering, and the arbitrary laws imposed from without the Colonies and with no apparent regard for the welfare of them, all summed up into one complaint.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
The impressment of American sailors into the Royal Navy was an issue then; it would eventually become a precipitating cause of the second war between Britain and the United States in 1812.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
It seems strange that the King would send his agents to agitate Indian tribes to raid British colonies, and indeed it is not likely true. But Royal agents did arm the Indians, initially to fight th French during the Seven Years' War, and having done so, the arms trade with various tribes did continue at the hands of Royal agents who knew full well that the weapons were going to be used against western settlements of the colonies. The crime here is of disregard for the colonists' safety rather than actually allying with the Indians against the colonists, but on the other hand, many tribes did side with the British and aid the redcoats during the Revolution. The groundwork for those alliances had to have been laid beforehand, and the Indians, not being stupid, would surely have known that they were pawns in a larger game and must have seen some advantage to themselves for acting that way.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity.
This is an important part of the appeal of the Declaration that the Revolution's cause was just. Indeed, having argued before that a revolution against a government should not be undertaken lightly, Jefferson must necessarily state that attempts, exhaustive and repeated, to work within the system have already been attempted. And indeed they had been -- there had been many entreaties to Parliament, various ministers, to the King himself.
We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
This is so distinctly American in nature that it almost brings tears to the eye. I cannot think of a nation that has been quicker to reconcile with its former military adversaries and make them friends, trading partners, allies, and to integrate the peoples of its former enemies into itself. How many Vietnamese became Americans? How many Russians? Germans? Italians? Mexicans? Do we have better friends in the world than our original military adversaries, the British? Do we have any doubt that we will grow close to the Iraqis and Afghans as a result of our involvement in those nations; that there will be more immigration and cultural exchange with these peoples? Of course, and it's a very good thing, too. America is a nation quick to forgive and reconcile; we as a people seem incapable of bearing multi-generational animosity and ready and even eager to adapt and incorporate the strengths and traditions of those with whom we come in contact. This is one of the things that has made us a truly great people and a great nation.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do.
It is done. A nation is born.
And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
And fight and bleed and pay they would. It would not be for another seven years that peace would prevail along the east coast of America; the entire Atlantic would be the scene of a civil war in which the mother country lost. She lost not through strength of arms but through the sapping of her will to fight, because too many Englishmen knew that the colonists were right, they knew that their cause was just, and they knew that the price of victory would be far greater than the price of defeat.

In reading the Declaration, you can see premonitions of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. You can see the things which so outraged the Founders about the oppressive rule of King George, you can see the values that they thought so critical to being free men that they would enshrine them in the Constitution. And you should remember that those ideas are still as alive today, and must remain as vital to our existence and identity today as they were eleven generations ago. We face great challenges, things the Founders could not have imagined. Nor did they presume to set down all of the solutions to all of the issues their nation would face. But they did give us our principles, our morals, and our spirit. They bought those for us with their blood and their tears and their anguish and their loyalty and their very selves. And for that, we owe them a huge and eternal debt.

We also owe a debt to the French and the Dutch for their aid in our cause, and we owe a debt to those members of Parliament and the King's Cabinet who could see reality for what it was. But most of all, we owe a debt to those daring men and women who risked all, who were willing to stake their very lives and the honor that they held more dear than their lives to fight for their rights as Englishmen, to fight for their rights as human beings. Benjamin Franklin knew the stakes full well, as he said after closing the Congress that adopted the Declaration:
Gentlemen, now we must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
They did not hang separately. They founded a great nation, a nation that, despite its flaws, we can be proud to be part of. A nation dedicated to freedom and liberty, a nation of fundamentally decent people, a nation of self-governing people. We Americans should all be grateful to be part of it. And we should not forget, in the midst of our holiday festivities, why we celebrate and why we should be proud of our heritage of liberty and bravery. May we be good custodians of that legacy for the future.

July 3, 2008

Just In Case You Wanted To Be Whipped Into A Needless Frenzy

Then you can worry about the possibility that bovine spongiform encephalopathy (that is, mad cow disease) and its close cousin Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease can be transmitted by way of gelatin.

You see, gelatin is made from animal products -- bones, cartilage, and skin, mainly of pigs and cows. Basically, you boil these remnants of slaughtered meat animals, and the collagen from the remnants is released into the boil solution, and that becomes the ubiquitous tasteless, jelly-like substance we all associate with brightly-colored fruit-flavored dessert. But it's not just in Jell-O. Gelatin is used in basically everything:
It serves for supplementary source of protein, carrier material, bonding agent, stabiliser and emulsifier. It is also used as an aid for frothing up, flavour enhancement, common salt replacement, clearing of drinks and as a collagen source for dietetics.

It can be found in jelly, jellied meat and aspic, in ice cream, some margarines, sweets like gummy bears, soft caramels, marshmallows, meringues, liquorice and cream-filled chocolate cakes, in gateau fillings and desserts, in milk products like yoghurt and cremes as well as in pies and convenience food. Cream and foam are often made of jelly with beaten egg white, whipped cream or cream cheese.

Quality-tested wines, cider, apple juice and in some countries also beer, are freed from blurrings, tannin agent and bitter constituents with the help of gelatin. From fizzy drinks it is not removed at all. In milk-shakes with fruit or vegetable additives gelatin prevents the milk from curdling. Vegetable juices are thickened with gelatin and enriched with vitamins and minerals. In tinned meat gelatin binds the meat juice. In some cases salami and pepper sausage are protected from drying up by gelatin.

The pharmaceutical industries use gelatin in soft and hard medicament capsules, for binding in tablets and dragees, in form of sponges for treating wounds and as a colloid to expand the plasma after severe losses of blood. They are also included in vitamin compounds and cosmetics. People having problems with their nail growth or with their joints and cartilage are treated with gelatin. Animal food industries sometimes use gelatin in substitute milk products for calves. As gelatin is so omnipresent, nobody in the industrial nations can avoid its assimilation.
So you see, it's in everything you eat, nearly everything you drink, it's used in the pills you take and the grooming products you apply to intimate parts of your body (like your teeth and gums) every day. Sorry about that, vegans, Jews, and Muslims, but if you're serious about observing your dietary laws, you need to avoid eating and drinking pretty much everything. (Gelatin can be made from non-mammalian sources like certain fish. That kind of gelatin is kosher (and halal) but it's rather uncommon. And of course, it's still not vegan.)

And since a significant amount of the raw material for gelatin comes from cows -- their skin, cartilage, and bones -- that means that if the animal has BSE or CJD, it can be transmitted to someone who ingests it by way of the collagen protein strands used in making gelatin.

Now, this is, like I said, a needless and purely theoretical worry. First of all, the animal has to have the disease, typically caused by the animal having ingested prions from products made of like animals. ("Attack of the Cannibal Cows!") This practice is theoretically banned or at least tightly controlled in most industrial nations now, although it still goes on. And, the boiling and extraction process destroys the integrity of the collagen molecule, thus extracting the raw material for gelatin. So even if you had an infected animal, the process of extracting gelatin from its remnants would likely destroy the prions that would, virus-like, infect you.

And if you're like me (and I know I am) then you eat beef and pork on a regular basis. Most people in the industrialized world eat at least one of these two meats with some regularity. And they don't get these diseases. Eating meat at all puts you at a much higher risk of getting these diseases than ingesting gelatin can. All this exercise really tells us is that no one is at zero risk of these sorts of diseases.

But then again, no one is at zero risk of being killed by a meteor strike, either.

Governor Crist Grows A Beard

It's not that a single man as Vice-President seems kind of, well, queer to some folks. After all, Charlie Crist is just the Governor of Florida. He didn't even go to Arizona with Mitt Romney to meet with John McCain for the start of the process of picking a Vice-President. It's just that he's really in love with his smoking-hot girlfriend (thirteen years his junior) and he thought, well, it's time. Has nothing to do with maybe being a heartbeat away from the Presidency in half a year.

By the way, while we're thinking about Vice-Presidential choices, I added a postscript to my graphic post "Memo From Chicago."

Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing

Jazz singer Rene Marie was asked to sing the national anthem at the "State of the City" speech in Denver. Instead, she sang a song called "Lift Ev'ry Voice And Sing." I suppose I just plain can't pretend to be in touch with the African-American spiritual experience. I'd never heard this before:



It sounds like of like "The Star-Spangled Banner" in places, and Ms. Marie is obviously a very talented singer. Lyrically, it's substantially more ambiguous -- it clearly refers to the experiences of slavery and living under Jim Crow laws. To its credit, it also makes clear that America is worthy of loyalty and respect and love despite those flaws in its history, and I think it's a worthy contribution to American arts. For that reason, "Lift Ev'ry Voice And Sing" is sometimes called the "Black National Anthem." The obvious riposte to that is that there should be a single national anthem for all Americans.

After all, if she was supposed to sing the official national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner," then that's ultimately what Ms. Marie should have sung. That's what she promised to do when she was asked to sing at the event, and singing the national anthem at a public event is supposed to be an honor and not a platform for political speech. I happen to find the national anthem a rather moving piece of music, both for the moment in history it captures and its expression of patriotism and loyalty in the face of adversity. These are noble and powerful sentiments and they are for everyone.

Of course, if Ms. Marie is an artist, and she obviously is, then she may see her role as occasionally not doing what is expected but instead doing something to provoke a reaction and discussion. If so, she's succeeded marvelously. This is very far from the biggest deal facing the nation at the moment, but it is an interesting debate. My nationalism is not offended by this, and I do not doubt Ms. Marie's patriotism, either. A part of me kind of admires her for being willing to throw a grenade like this, because that is an artist's role in society.

"Lift Ev'ry Voice And Sing" is a beautiful song. But so is "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Different Solution

It would be a shame if something like this happened to this blog.

I invite comments from people who disagree with me, particularly when they can articulate some kind of a reason why they disagree. That doesn't mean I won't defend my point of view, but it does mean that dissent is welcome, because I am confident that disagreement and the clash of competing ideas is a vehicle to determine truth and advance knowledge. For instance, there was a good discussion about same-sex marriage recently between myself and a commenter who believed that the change from "husband" and "wife". I didn't convince him, he didn't convince me. But a useful exchange was created and you might read it and decide who got the better of the discussion.

Point is, the discussion was about the issue and it didn't get nasty. Disagreements without venom are a part of the process of dialogue. Some of these other blogs -- which I read from time to time and some of which I comment on from time to time -- seem to attract people who push the envelope and seem to deliberately push the emotional buttons of other people, often the host of the blogs. And they seem to respond in kind, with more emotional responses.

I do reserve the power to delete a comment that is inappropriate; however, I haven't had to do that for anything but advertising or spam in over a year. There was an exchange between two commenters who seemed to have some spite for one another, and I considered censoring those remarks. But it blew over quickly, and it was clearly a bleedover between them from a different blog where the spite was appparently welcomed, and the spat moved back there, too. All of which illustrates that there are venues where people can engage in that kind of exchange if they wish to.

The question is, if you don't want to host that sort of a venue, but someone comes in and starts writing things that are personally obnoxious, what do you do? There are several options -- the blog administrator can take on the extra work of moderating comments; comments can be shut down entirely; individual users can be banned from commenting.

But I also think if you're going to throw your ideas out into a public forum, you need to be willing to demonstrate a thick skin and not take immediate personal offense to criticism. Blog comments often are not particularly good places to seek emotional validation for your personal activities or feelings. While your friends may offer that validation, people who do not already love you will respond to what they've read from a place other than love. NOTE WELL: I'm not suggesting that anyone in particular hasn't given their commenters the benefit of the doubt or done sufficient probing to try and flesh out a meaning to a comment that was not intended as a personal attack. Some people are just plain pricks, and the victims of their unprovoked verbal assaults are not to blame for that.

You have to be aware when you blog that 1) anyone can read it, and 2) people may react unkindly to what you have to say, and they can hide behind a cloak of anonymity while they indulge their sadism. So before you pour your heart out in a blog post, be aware that yes, there are cruel people out there who will respond to a show of vulnerability with malice rather than with love. (You should also be aware that 3) what you post never really goes away because a skilled technician will be able to find it later, and 4) what you write in cyberspace might be used against you at a later date in real life.)

The only real way I can understand these people is that they are bullies and sadists in search of victims. The way to respond to them -- since I can't punch them in the nose -- would be to silence them. But it would not be to silence myself.

Bad Guys In Columbia Get Owned

The news of today's dramatic hostage rescue in Colombia is remarkable for quite a few reasons. Obviously, the big news is Columbian political leaders who will fight the narcoterrorists are now free, which is unalloyed good news. The news of particular heartwarming quality is that many American citizens are also freed and will return home to see their families -- some after more than five years of captivity. What a joyful way to celebrate America's independence for them! (But shed a tear, even in your time of happiness, for your countrymen who are still captives elsewhere.)

But the most interesting dimension of this is the fact that not a shot was fired and the entire operation was pulled off by trickery rather than brute force. The good guys got some intelligence and figured out how to plant information of their own in the bad guys' communication systems. So when the good guys showed up in a helicopter, wearing unmarked fatigues and Che Guevara T-shirts, the bad guys holding the hostages thought that this was a prisoner welfare checkup to be conducted by a neutral NGO and authorized by their superiors, and willingly let their hostages board the government helicopter. Only two FARC guards went with them, who were quickly disarmed by the Columbian forces while they were airborne. The chopper then flew the hostages away to freedom.

Three cheers for the soldiers and intelligence experts -- Colombian, American, and otherwise -- who helped pull it off, and three cheers for the freed hostages. It's nice to have good news to report.

YouTube Discovery

Normally, a discovery order in a lawsuit, even one between two big companies, would not be particularly newsworthy. But when a federal judge orders Google to turn over to Viacom every record of every video ever played on YouTube, including the content of the video, the dates and times of the play, and all of the user details retained by Google (including account names and IP addresses) that's enough to raise an eyebrow.

Think for a moment about your use of YouTube. I've used it to see music videos of songs I liked and clips of movies I'm curious about. I can't think of other uses that might have infringed on copyrights of any particular value but there might be more than that. I'm beginning to think that Larry Lessig is right -- we need a fundamental reform of our copyright laws, because the internet has turned us all into criminals.

July 2, 2008

The Secret To Awesome Chicken Salad

The secret to awesome chicken salad is pistachios. Seriously. It was The Wife's idea and it was damn good.

Take your leftover chicken, some mayonnaise, celery, and they make the base for your chicken salad. But that's pretty dull chicken salad. You can throw in some salt and pepper but it's still pretty bland. And in Knoxville, I remembered eating a chicken salad sandwich that had chunks of fresh apple added to it, and it was really good. The sweet crunchiness of the apple added something to the chicken salad that made it tasty.

So we started adding small portions of sweet fruit to the chicken salad we made at home. We've settled on dried cranberries, and TJ's has cranberries dried after a soaking in orange juice, so you get a little bit of orange flavor with the cranberry.

The next step after fruits, of course, is nuts. Almonds, walnuts, sunflower seeds, all these were past experiments. Almonds -- that works good. Walnuts -- they were OK but I liked the almonds better. Sunflower seeds -- not so much. So this time around, I thought we might try some macadamia nuts we had left over from some baking The Wife had done. But she said, "Hey, how about those pistachios you brought back from Stinking Bakersfield that one day?" I resisted -- "We'll have to shell them," I said. "I'll do it," The Wife rejoined, and she did as I cleaned the celery.

Well, roasted pistachios in the chicken salad was an awesome addition. You don't need too many; they have a great, strong taste and they come with more than enough salt that you don't need to add any to the salad. Holy crap was that good chicken salad. I had the last of it for lunch today and my only regret is that it's gone now. Best leftovers since -- well, since the steak I made over the weekend, which has generated some tasty sandwich fixins, too.

Now, we like the creamy chicken salad. That means you just plop all of this in the food processor and mix for about a minute, until you've got a uniform, creamy off-white paste that you can spread on your bread or eat with chips like a luxurious dip. So the fruits and nuts get mashed up too and add their salty, fatty, sweet goodness in every bite. But if you chop the nuts up first, you can do this well in a more chunky, hand-made style of chicken salad too, if that's your preference for the texture of your chicken salad.

So there you go -- put pistachios in your chicken salad, my friends. Try it now, and thank us later.

Mission (Version 3.2) Accomplished

If the "Mission Accomplished" speech on the Abraham Lincoln had not turned out to be so clearly and visibly erroneous, I am convinced now that the President would be declaring Iraq a victory. The mission at that point had changed from simply deposing Saddam's regime in Iraq to stopping the chaos and civil war that the post-Saddam anarchy quickly turned in to because we never planned for what would happen once we either captured or killed Saddam.

I have previously said (actually, I've been saying for quite some time now) that "victory" or "failure" in Iraq can be defined thus:
Success is when Iraq is 1) reliably within the political and economic orbit of the West; 2)internally stable enough to support economic growth and pay us (and the British, Aussies, Italians, Poles, Canadians, and Spanish) back for all the money we've spent on them; and 3)strong enough to defend itself from Iranian or Syrian encroachment. Failure is any of A) political domination by Iran or Syria; B) emergence of a control group hostile to the West, particularly to the United States; or C) a bloody stalemate draining lives and money to no geopolitical effect (otherwise known as the status quo [of late 2006]).

Well, are we there yet? I think the answer is "yes." At least, "as much as we're ever going to be."

Iraq is within the orbit of the West. The political situation there is a gigantic, corrupt mess but the one thing the political leaders of the country can agree on is that the only economic future of the country is from the sale of oil to the West.

Iraq is starting to open up its oil fields and generate revenues from it. Sure, lots of that money will be siphoned off to corruption. Sure, the Iraqi government hasn't fully figured out how to distribute the money. Sure, the rebuilding of the oil infrastructure hasn't gone nearly as quickly as thought. But it's past the critical point of getting the oil flowing and now that oil is more valuable than ever in human history, the money is coming in.

We haven't demanded repayment of all of the money but some of the post-Saddam money we've lent Iraq is starting to be paid back out of those oil revenues. We'll never get it all back, of course. But we do seem to be on track towards permanent military bases there.

The Iraqi military is starting to take hold of the country. It is conducting operations independent of U.S. command and control, and going after the right bad guys. The Iranians and Syrians have not been able to openly assert themselves in Iraq for some time now; the Iranians last tried (to my knowledge) about six months ago and got spanked.

Violence and urban terrorism are down to something less than a dull roar. We concern ourselves with domestic crime and entertainment in our news media; the death count for military servicemembers in Afghanistan has now risen above the miltiary death count in Iraq. And most of America barely noticed when that happened. Iraq is about as peaceful as Israel during a bad month.

The Iraqi Parliament will never be a disciplined, well-organized political body the way the U.S. Congress or the British Parliament is. There will always be a struggle for political power between the geographic regions and religious sects of the country. Corruption will never be weeded out of Iraq, and urban terrorism will never completely go away there.

"Victory" is not when we can bring our troops home. We're never going to bring our troops home -- we wanted, fought for, and now essentially have permanent military bases in Iraq. That was one of our strategic goals all along. I've been saying that for more than three years on this blog. President Obama will find, very quickly upon assuming office, that the political and strategic calculus of 2004 simply no longer applies, and he will not be bringing home all of our troops and leaving Iraq without a very significant and enduring U.S. military presence. Does anyone, even the most ardent pro-Obama supporter or the most virulent war critic, doubt this prediction?

But it now seems to be more or less within tolerable limits, at least from a geopolitical standpoint. There is a functioning government in Iraq that is friendly to the United States, able to pay its debts and maintain its national autonomy. It's less bloody and better-able to participate in regional and global politics than it was when I first wrote those words defining "success". Granted, that's not the victory we had originally collectively envisioned for the invasion way back in 2002, and the price in blood and treasure has been far dearer than we had been told it would be. But it's about as good as we're going to get and it seems like a satisfactory result at this point.

Dhimwits in Scotland

The police department in Tayside, Scotland was handed an unsolicited shitstorm recently when it circulated the poster illustrated to the left to advertise its new phone number for non-emergency calls. Now, if you ask me, it's a perfectly nice, if somewhat boring, poster. The puppy is cute and captures the viewer's attention; the visual image works nicely with the bobby's hat.

But Muslims in Tayside are upset because it associates the police with dogs, whom they consider to be ritually unclean. So the police have issued a formal apology to the Muslim community and stopped distributing the posters.

I can't even type that last sentence without shaking my head in disgust. Seriously, the police in a first-world country like the United Kingdom are kowtowing to the antiquated superstitions of a tribal people held over from the early medieval era because their descendants cloak their astonishingly fragile sensibilities in the mantle of religion?

If the poster had shown a furtive-looking, unshaved man with olive-colored skin wearing a keffiyeh and concealing something in his jubbah with the caption "Report Suspicious Activity To The Crown Police!" I could understand Muslims getting upset over that. But this is a picture of an adorable German Shepherd puppy dog sitting next to a bobby's hat. The poster is in no way disrespectful of Muslims.

Oh, forget Muslims. The poster is in no way disrespectful of anyone or anything. Its only real fault is that it's so bland and inoffensive that it runs a serious risk of inducing local citizens to forget the number of the police department. The Muslims claiming to be "offended" by this poster must have had a very, very large chip balanced oh-so-precariously on their shoulders, which could have just as easily been knocked off into a festival of Righteous Islamic Rage™ by the sale of bacon at a butcher's shop.

You know, I don't see the rabbi from the local synagogue running picket lines outside the local Hallmark store because it sells greeting cards with pictures of cute little piglets and amusing captions like "Hope you make a pig of yourself on your birthday!" Nor does the Catholic League press releases condemning McDonald's for selling hamburgers on Fridays. The reason is that these Jews and Catholics somehow understand that no one is making them buy the pigs or the beef; it is up to them to observe the teaching of their own religions and let others decide what's right for them. It's not that difficult a concept.

When Muslims project their own religious and cultural sensibilities on others, it is every bit as offensive as when Christians do it. Particularly when it's something really silly like this -- calling down a fatwa on an adorable little puppy? What a bunch of political cowards the Tayside police must be to apologize for this poster. At some point, you've got to say, "No, it's not reasonable for you to be offended by that poster and we're not going to change it or apologize for it. The poster has a dog on it. Deal." That should have been the reaction. Instead, they act like submissive dhimmi living under the rule of the Sultan of Araby. Is the fear of causing offense so deeply ingrained in the British character that this is the natural and appropriate reaction? Because it only feeds the beast to appease it, and this is the sort of thing that leads down a slippery slope into an abyss of theocracy.

Take Stock At The Break

At the start of the season, I was optimistic for the Brewers and the Dodgers. Well, every season brings its surprise and the big surprise right now is Tampa Bay. The Rays have won something like two out of every three games they've played for the past two months and right now they look like they could give their better-financed rivals in Boston and New York a serious run. Maybe losing the "Devil" in their team nickname was a good idea after all. The Brewers are meeting, but not exceeding, my expectations. They're winning on the mound, with good pitching more than swats. Ben Sheets and Manny Parra, in particular, have impressed. And my Dodgers? Well, they've done a good job of being heartbreakers, once again. The young talent is developing as well as could reasonably be hoped, but the team hasn't gelled all that much even under Joe Torre's leadership, and there hasn't been enough flash or sizzle in any dimension of the team's play to elevate Los Angeles above the .500 mark for more than a game or two in the entire first half of the season. About the only exciting thing they've done in recent memory is win despite getting no-hit. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (the team that lost despite not giving up a single hit to the Blue) are much more exciting, and an Angels-Rays pennant race is, while still improbable, not laughable at this point in the season.

Killing Off Some Surplus

Coffee lovers may be shaking in their boots as Starbucks announces today its intention to close about 600 of its stores nationwide.

Could it be that the market is over-saturated with places to buy four-dollar lattes -- most of them being Starbucks? Or is Starbucks being undercut by McDonald's and its gourmet coffee drinks? (These seem to be the same coffee McDonald's always sold, but this time put over ice cubes and sweetened with multiple slurps of Italian soda syrup.) Or is it that people are no longer interested in spending four dollars on a cup of coffee when they now have to spend that same four dollars on a gallon of gasoline?

Fist Bump Gets The Nix

Looks like now that Obama is the Democratic party's nominee, and he needs to run to the center and otherwise appeal to middle America for votes, he's retiring another part of his campaign: fist bumps. And it's a shame. I liked the fist bumps.

I've got a few friends with whom I share greetings that include fist bumps and it's a fun, cool, informal, and a gesture that has some power to affirm friendship and connectedness. It's a non-verbal emotiona harmonizer. It feels pretty masculine, too, a ritual of greeting that feels like the emotional equivalent of saying "Dude!" to your buddy in an exclamation of recognition and happiness. It links you to professional sports figures who fist-bump one another to encourage good efforts, express solidarity for the bumped teammate, and mug for the cameras.

I'm pro-fist bump. Obama abandoning the fist-bump is yet another disappointment to this would-be Obamacan.

Apparently Obama's most famous fist bump was with his wife, so perhaps he doesn't use the fist bump exactly the way I do, as an incident of male bonding. Personally, I can't think of a time I fist-bumped with a woman, although I see no particular reason not to. Maybe I should expand my use of fist bumps. Salsola, for instance, is fairly staid in personal mannerisms, and might need to be introduced to the fist bump and taught its proper use in context. And I see no reason for Obama to retire his.

July 1, 2008

Sesquicentennial

On July 1, 1858, Charles Darwin co-presented his concept of evolution by way of natural selection to the Linnaeus Society in London. In so doing, he lent his already-considerable scientific prestige to a number of ideas that had fallen into disfavor with the leading lights of the field of biology.

I say "co-presented" because Darwin gave credit to an amateur biologist, Alfred Russell Wallace, who had sent to Darwin a paper proposing evolution by natural selection earlier that year. Darwin had been working on the idea ever since his service on the HMS Beagle in the early to mid 1830's. He'd wanted to present an unassailable thesis before publishing -- but Wallace, a lesser-known figure in the academic world, was going to publish anyway. So Darwin wanted to be first with the idea, but he'd waited around too long. The co-publishing solved a few problems, including Wallace's desire for credit (he had produced the idea and gathered evidence independently or Darwin) and prestige (Darwin was a well-known and acclaimed biologist already, and his name lent credibility to the concept) while avoiding messy and possibly litigious problems for Darwin, who had, after all, dithered for more than twenty years before going public with his idea.

You can read more about the intellectual history of the event here, especially Wallace's involvement, at the Beagle Project.

But it is useful to remember that Darwin and Wallace's new idea was not evolution, which had already earned very substantial acceptance in the scientific community to the near-exclusion of creationist conceptions of biology. Darwin's new thought, which would ultimately be published in his seminal book The Origin of Species, was that evolution happened because of natural selection as opposed to other mechanisms.

Lamarckian evolution had been the prevailing school of thought before then. Lamarckianism is the concept of acquired inheritable characteristics -- Lamarck proposed that an individual creature enhances certain portions of its body through use, and passes along those characteristics to its descendants. Thus, a primordial deer that repeatedly strained its neck to eat leaves from the tops of trees and bushes would give birth to deer with longer necks -- and over many generations, the deer would eventually become giraffes.

It's actually kind of a seductive idea, and even Darwin himself resorted to Lamarckian explanations when pressed to explain aspects of human evolution after publishing his second book on evolution, The Descent of Man. But over time, his original concept of natural selection as the primary vehicle for evolutionary change was established as the best available explanation for the diversity of species and the fossil record.

Interestingly, the controversy that sparked as a result of the publication of these ideas 150 years ago was not originally based on any objection to evolution generally, just on the idea that so cruel a method as natural selection -- one that inherently involves the use of things like starvation and violence -- created so noble a creature as man. Few people objected to the idea that "lesser" species until about fifty years ago and the popularization of Biblical literalism in American culture. The only objections were to the evolution of man from different kinds of creatures. (Perhaps that's because it's so obvious that, for instance, dogs and wolves are related.)

So raise your glasses to Alfred Russell Wallace and Charles Darwin today. Thanks to their idea, we understand how bacteria and viruses change over their very short generations, and been able to use that knowledge to create antibiotics and vaccines. Their idea laid the foundation for modern genetics, which has created food for billions of people and enabled us to understand and control hundreds of diseases. They set in motion an intellectual revolution of at least Copernican power, and which has been instrumental in understanding medicine, biology, and science. Chances are good that you (and I, and most people that you know) indirectly owe their very lives to the science set in motion 150 years ago today in London.

By the way, "sesquicentennial" is one of my favorite words. It's fun to say, unless you have a lisp you cannot overcome. It seems so unlikely that there should be a word to describe the 150th anniversary of something, and that it be such a delicious-sounding word at that, blending the sound if not the actual etymology of a tongue like Cherokee or Menomenee, with the Latin root "cent" makes it seem distinctly American to me. I first learned of the word as a child seeing it on a Texas license plate commemorating the sesquicentennial of Texas' statehood.

Obama Flips

It's entirely fair to ask Barack Obama what he thinks about same-sex marriage. It is not difficult to foresee President Obama called upon to sign or veto a bill repealing the Federal Defense of Marriage Act. Someone who thinks this issue is important may be persuaded to vote for or against him based on what he says he would do in such a situation. What's more, as President, he could veto a resolution of Congress that would propose a Constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage. Indeed, as a Senator, this year, he may be called upon to vote in favor of or against passage of such a proposed Constitutional amendment.

So what does the heavy front-runner think about the issue? Well, back in the primaries, Senator Obama was against same-sex marriage, but in favor of civil unions giving all the same rights. In March, he said:
I don't think it [a same-sex union] should be called marriage, but I think that it is a legal right that they should have that is recognized by the state. ... If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount, which I think is, in my mind, for my faith, more central than an obscure passage in Romans.

He has also said that the states should make their own decisions about the issue and been caught flat-footed when challegned to justify his "separate but equal" position.

But Obama the federalist seems to be reversing himself. Today, he announced his opposition to the California initiative to amend the state's constitution so as to reverse The Marriage Cases. In a letter to the Alice B. Toklas LGBT Democratic Club of San Francisco, Obama wrote:

...That is why I support extending fully equal rights and benefits to same sex couples under both state and federal law. That is why I support repealing the Defense of Marriage Act and the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy, and the passage of laws to protect LGBT Americans from hate crimes and employment discrimination. And that is why I oppose the divisive and discriminatory efforts to amend the California Constitution, and similar efforts to amend the U.S. Constitution or those of other states.
I'm not criticizing Obama's position. I agree with what he said to the Toklas Club. I think he's right to oppose the initiative, I think he's right to push for full equality for gays and lesbians. I applauded and continue to applaud the California Supreme Court for its opinion in the Marriage Cases. I think Title VII should be amended to include sexual orientation as a basis for an actionable discrimination claim. I think DOMA should be repealed and gays should be able to serve openly in the military.

If this puts me in opposition to Republicans and conservatives, political groups with whom I usually identify more readily than I do Democrats and liberals, so be it. If that is the case (as it sometimes appears to be), then I say that those Republicans and conservatives who disagree with me are not only morally wrong, but they are making a significant and short-sighted political miscalculation. Both history and the electorate will be kind to those who advocate on the side of tolerance and acceptance, and it will condemn those who would push the political process towards the opposite of those ideals.

I write about the issue as much as I do because I think it is the most important civil liberties issue in the political atmosphere. The Constitution, and laws of this country are fundamentally dedicated to individual liberties; indeed, it was a dedication to individual liberties that led our Founding Fathers to commit treason against King George and take up arms in defense of the cause of freedom. The use of the law to repress the liberty of a minority, justified by bigotry is morally obnoxious. The bloodiest war in our history was fought over that very principle.* And anti-homosexual bigotry is one of the most prominent ways that a lot of Americans are still overtly and in many cases unapologetically prejudiced, and I think that's wrong. I think this prejudice is often cloaked in religion. Not being religious myself, I think this is a pretty lame excuse for bigotry. But I also realize that religion can be a powerful force for moral good -- particularly the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, who if he stood for anything stood for the noble and ethically compelling imperatives of love, tolerance, and forgiveness. I write about this issue as much as I do because as a member of the legal profession, I think I share a duty with my brother and sister attorneys to make the law better, to make the law a force for good in society. Sometimes that means using the law to combat bigotry, to push our society towards realizing its own ideals even when segments of that society are reluctant to take those steps. So I think that same-sex marriage is, even if statistically not significant, an important benchmark for our society's willingness to tolerate and accept gay people within our ranks and to eliminate the prejudice that cowers under the cloak of religion.

No, I'm not criticizing Obama for taking a position that agrees with my own. Rather, I'm criticizing Obama because he seems to be twisting in the political winds, on a matter of huge symbolic importance. If he's against marriage but in favor of civil unions, well, that's an intellectually defensible position, but he seems to be glossing over his earlier stance in favor of a different one.

Now, he's in favor of same-sex marriage where before he was opposed to it. What's more, he's suggesting that DOMA should be repealed, and whatever the merits of that position, it is one that indicates his belief that the Federal government should not allow the states to decide the issue for themselves on a state-by-state basis. Obama the pro-civil-union federalist has turned in to Obama the nationalist.

As Ed Morrissey points out, if this is a sign that he hasn't thought the issue through very well, that's the hallmark of someone who isn't prepared to address the issue on the national scene. I don't think that's true although I think that Morrissey wants to push the "inexperience" angle.

Seems more likely to me that this is a sign of his desire to cleave to a position that is to his immediate political advantage despite its apparent contradiction to a prior position he took on the same issue. The problem is that this sort of Clintonian/Romneyesque flip-flop renders his true opinions on the issue a cipher. It's also a bit disappointing to see a constitutional law professor, someone who is uniquely positioned to demonstrate that he takes civil liberties seriously, instead treat the most prominent civil liberties issue of the day as a political football instead of a chance to make a stance on principle.

This isn't "change." It's the politics of yesterday, not the politics of the future. It sours me on Obama the politician even as I like his most recent position on the issue, because it makes me doubt the sincerity of his position.

I also think his apparent flip-flop on the issue is worthy of further discussion and comment including, of course, defenses of his position from his apologists, if any there be.

POSTSCRIPT: I'm apparently not the only one to be moderately pleased by Obama's position but more powerfully befuddled by his double-talk on the issue.


* I know that there are Confederate apologists out there who will insist that the Civil War was not fought over slavery but rather over larger principles such as state's rights, or in the alternative over things like tariffs. This has always struck me as decidedly cynical revisionism. The typical Northern soldier was recruited through, and fought for, his moral objection to slavery. The political leaders of the Union, from Lincoln on down to the dogcatcher, varied from one another only in the intensity of their moral objections to slavery and the political expediencies they thought advisable to ultimately eliminate it. And these were the men who won the war, which means their opinions count for more than the men who lost. We are typically unconcerned with vindicating the political justifications of the losers of any other war and the Civil War should be no different.

Gayonnaise

The concept: Heinz' mayonnaise is so good, you'll think your wife turned in to a New York deli man. The pitch: A housewife who actually looks and talks like a New York deli man. The result: censorship by the UK crown for airing "pornography" in the following controversial commerical aired for two days in Britain, containing the most safe-for-work gay porn you'll ever see in your life:


Seriously, this is controversial? I think it's kind of a weak joke. But enough people (about 200) howled in protest about this that the commercial that the BBC pulled it. I guess in England, like here in the States, there are people who are just plain that sensitive to even the idea that there might be gay people out there, being all, you know, gay and stuff.

Hat tip to Skepchick, who points out "What else could they do? They’re just one multi-billion dollar corporation vs. almost a quarter of a thousand people." Her entire description of the imbroglio (including the title, blatantly plagarized for the title of this post) is funnier than the advertisement itself.

Within The Margin Of Error

A while back, I took a bet. I bet Michael Reynolds a bottle of our respective favorite scotches on the outcome of the Presidential election. (Now, I know that gambling on the outcome of an election is illegal in the United States. But Reynolds lives in Italy, so it's okay.)

I took McCain and the points.

If Obama wins, and gets more than a 5% advantage over McCain in the popular vote, I owe Reynolds a bottle of really good scotch. If not, I get the booze. And either way, the postal services of at least two countries get to pretend they don't know what's in that box that's being shipped across international boundaries, although I expect the Italians won't be quite as uptight about that sort of thing as the Americans will be.

I probably wouldn't have taken McCain on a straight-up bet, and I still wouldn't today. But I'm feeling at least justified in my bet today. Despite a post-primary bounce, Obama is still only leading McCain within the 5% margin of error in the just-released poll of registered voters. This is a slight gain for McCain over the last such poll, which was also within the margin of error, but was taken just before Obama had wrapped things up against Senator Clinton.

Of course, the whole thing is really a gamble. The campaign proper is only something like nine weeks long. And it doesn't really start until September. A lot can happen, in political terms, between now and September. Even then, both politicians have significant strengths and vulnerabilities and I think it's going to be a closer match than a lot of Obamaites are anticipating. Not because of Republican attack dogs but because the country is just plain equally split between the two polarized camps.

I still think Obama will beat McCain in November. But I'm glad I took the points, too.