So what I wonder is, what sorts of comments would you be hearing at this precinct? I've thought of three:
"Wow, I guess you really do like Barack Obama!"
"No, those don't get to vote separately from you."
"Sir, we actually would prefer you use a stylus on that punch card."
Maybe you can do better, Readers. I look forward to your punchlines in the comments.
Hat tip: Below the Beltway