Pornographic Lime Candy Cartoons

No. Really. In England, no less. Someone complained about pornographic cartoons on lime-flavored candy so much he drove his wife she had to go sit in the car in complete humiliation while her husband berated what I take to be a convenience store manager. I have no idea what the guy running a convenience store in Britain is supposed to do about candy manufactured in Germany. Proof that there are utter and complete twits in countries other than the United States. Tell me old, chap, do you think the lime is bisexual?