Would it be wrong to stuff a pre-roasted Cornish game hen inside the turkey, then at dinner tell all the kids, "Uh-oh, it looks like we cooked the turkey's baby, too!" while you pull it out?*
And if you make a turducken with tofurkey in it, is it... No, I can't bring myself to complete that.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Cook your turkey thoroughly.
* I can't take credit for this, it's not original to me. I found it here.
November 25, 2010
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Hopefully science education in this country hasn't slipped to such a low that the average 8 year old would believe you.
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