Weekend Weirdness, Volume V

Yes, it happens to us all.  Here's proof.  Man, Brendan Fraser looks like me!

Sick with the swine flu because no one will give you a vaccination?  Well, don't let that stop you from getting your buzz on!

You've fantasized about doing this.  You know you have.

I'll say it again -- gorillas are not the ancestors of humans.  They are our 310,000th cousins, 40,000 times removed.  And about as ugly as your sister.

At a big law firm I worked at what seems like a lifetime ago they once had an associate whose wife could play the piano.  I think these guys can relate to that kind of workplace wackiness.

You are...  Not Burt Likko.  But don't you kind of wish you were?

A running total of the number of days it has been since an active-duty NFL player has been arrested.  I found this on Veteran's Day and it had been 15 days since the last arrest.  It's on NBC Sports; do you think the fact that no NFL football is broadcast on any NBC or NBC-related network has anything to do with the fact that this is their take on the event.