This just in -- hot young princess caught frolicking naked with other young college girls. The young lady in question, whose antics are described as nothing more than end-of-the-semester hijinks, is Princess Eugenie Windsor, who is sixth in line for the British throne.
No actual news value to this story. College kids getting naked and doing silly things isn't news, nor are the amusements of the idle rich. It's just there to attract eyeballs in the media, and I admit of occasionally being susceptible to the widespread and peculiar fascination with the anachronistic institutions of monarchy surviving in Western democracies.