From The Sports Page

Fantasy baseball players who thought they had it made with the Cardinals' best pitcher, Todd Wellmeyer, should nevertheless have been apprehensive going into yesterday's game against the Phillies despite Wellmeyer's 7-2 record. You expect good pitchers on good teams to play well in good games. Sadly for Wellmeyer's owners, though, the result was a 20-2 rout which began with Wellmeyer giving up three home runs in three pitches in the first inning. Time to load up on Philadelphia hitters!