Who can help you beat the rap of an obscenely large possession charge? If you live in Redondo Beach, Dr. William S. Eidelman, M.D. can, with some patently astonishing testimony. You know, I say "legalize it," but if the appellate courts are going to buy arguments like these, isn't it practically legal now?
Hat tip to Shaun Martin, who correctly notes that the quantities of marijuana involved here are suitable for, shall we say, "mass consumption."
UPDATE: Post now complete with gratuitous Christina Aguilera reference. As if a reference to her on this blog could be anything but gratuitous.