To begin this tenth edition of Weekend Weirdness, I give you tens.
Tens of weird commercials.
Okay, "ten half minutes" is really "five minutes" but that didn't fit into my "ten" motif and I wasn't going to watch that chicken for ten whole minutes. But, I've got a graphical depiction of at least ten ways you can die in the United States, sorted by county.
And ten hot people involved in the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I don't care what they say about the Perkins waitress, I think she's cute. Bonus in the link -- these guys think every song Sarah McLachlan has ever written is about college football which, if you're obsessed with college football, might not be such a great stretch. (See, it's "Fumbling Towards Ecstasy," right? Her biggest single is all about "Possession." How about them lyrics -- "Hold on to yourself, 'cause this is gonna hurt like hell" could easily be a threat from a linebacker to a quarterback.)