tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13589532.post114169468389184565..comments2023-10-09T04:11:47.358-07:00Comments on Not A Potted Plant: Keeping Our Priorities Straight In TennesseeBurt Likkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16060980744675990412noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13589532.post-1141854581793370112006-03-08T13:49:00.000-08:002006-03-08T13:49:00.000-08:00If this passes, someone's going to make a fortune ...If this passes, someone's going to make a fortune selling little stickers that say "massager" to stick on the dildo boxes. <BR/><BR/>I am amused by the idea of a pink "cucumber" "massager". For the gardener in your life, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13589532.post-1141778898570895562006-03-07T16:48:00.000-08:002006-03-07T16:48:00.000-08:00So does this mean that I should start a Tennessee ...So does this mean that I should start a Tennessee business selling plastic cucumbers and chickens?<BR/><BR/>After all, those are decorative items to adorn the kitchen. If they have vibrating devices to increase their usefulness (provided as massage devices, of course), would that mean I had violated the law?<BR/><BR/>Oh, and by the way, would the plastic cucumber have to be green, or shaped exactly like a cucumber? The same with the chicken (assume color changes).<BR/><BR/>Does this mean that gear shifters in cars and hot tub jets (yes there are recorded cases!) are banned devices?<BR/><BR/>When are crazed, religious fanatics going to realize that they can't legislate morality without looking stupid?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com