October 3, 2009

It's Illegal In Some States To Pose As An Attorney

Problem:  You're in custody for multiple armed robberies.  This kind of sucks.  You'd much rather be out at your liberty in the big, big city of New York.

Solution:  Wear a nice suit, politely and calmly ask a deputy where the exit from the courtroom is, and then walk out like you know what you're doing.

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