July 5, 2009

If I Volunteer To Rescue Animals, What's My Cut Of The Action?

When you Christians get raptured, you know that I won't be. I'm an atheist and I have blasphemed as set forth in Mark 3:29.* So I wonder what share of the fee I get for working for these people?


* I hereby curse and deny the existence of the Holy Spirit.

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