Now You Don't Need To Do This

You've always wanted to do this. Well, these guys have done it for you -- played with food and a microwave oven in bad ways. Microwaving soap for three minutes produces a particularly disgusting result, as it turns out, and the tomato is a close second.

Some results will surprise you. Others turn out exactly as you would have predicted. But don't skip the Christmas lights. That was an inspired choice.